Things not to do in Jamaica
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- Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.
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- Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
my face has swollen up like the elephant man
Your not an animal! Make sure you use a Dentist recommended by your embassy, the staff there has been through something similar I'm sure. Here's a list [^] from the American embassy of medical facilities which includes dentists. A nice round of antibiotics and some pain pills will get you through 'til Monday. Good luck.
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That is the preferred option. Alas my own tooth quack indicated that this is a very serious matter that has been known to be fatal if left unchecked. He stressed the danger of delay indicating septicemia, streptococcal infection, oedema and a host of other happy outcomes. My 'prejudice' as you put it is not racist, simply that if I wanted a second rate service offering third world levels of dentistry I would use the NHS. I pay for private treatment, and have got used to the accoutrements associated with it.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
My 'prejudice' as you put it is not racist
Help me out a bit, I must be a bit thick then, what did you mean by:
Dalek Dave wrote:
I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case.
Because that's like something Prince Phillip comes out with.
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- Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man
Well at least that is some improvement...... :rolleyes: :laugh: Start swilling salt water and then vodka to numb the pain and powder up aspirin and rub it into the gums. I hate the dentist, so rather you than me...
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Dalek Dave wrote:
My 'prejudice' as you put it is not racist
Help me out a bit, I must be a bit thick then, what did you mean by:
Dalek Dave wrote:
I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case.
Because that's like something Prince Phillip comes out with.
If only he'd give Michelle a bit, get her pregnant as she is want to do and stop faarrrkkkking off around the world to 3rd world nations on holidays to distract her, he wouldn't be in this predicament he now finds himself.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
My 'prejudice' as you put it is not racist
Help me out a bit, I must be a bit thick then, what did you mean by:
Dalek Dave wrote:
I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case.
Because that's like something Prince Phillip comes out with.
Strictly speaking, that isn't racism. It is merely a prejudice formed on the generalization that all Jamaicans practice voodoo. I'm sure if DD saw a white person performing voodoo he would have the same level of disdain for them as he would for a black person performing voodoo...
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- Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?
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- Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.
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As my grandma always said: "God pays his debts without money". I'm sure that your heroine of the 1980s, who has no doubt been consigned to somewhere even warmer than where you are now, will also attest to this.
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Strictly speaking, that isn't racism. It is merely a prejudice formed on the generalization that all Jamaicans practice voodoo. I'm sure if DD saw a white person performing voodoo he would have the same level of disdain for them as he would for a black person performing voodoo...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Don't worry he'll only put a prick in your mouth.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.
When did Limeys start going to dentists?
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- Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?
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- Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.
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Do you smell like a CB400? I've heard that an abscess makes the fart go Honda.
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What's the minimum daily grog ration you need to consume in order to be called a Limey?
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1 femto-Nagy.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.
When did Limeys start going to dentists?
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
Mike Mullikin wrote:
When did Limeys start going to dentists?
A. When they started buying into everything that America exports. gas guzzling cars gangster (C)rap litigation and predatory law. tv dinners fast food obesity plastic tits unnaturally straight/white teeth and... Please don't use that word.. D.dd.d.dentist. It's been difficult see one ever since they released the movie Marathon Man. "Is it safe?"
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- Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.
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Sounds to me that you should never travel to 3rd world countries. There are also the other risks, like the doctors, the police, the jails, etc....
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Strictly speaking, that isn't racism. It is merely a prejudice formed on the generalization that all Jamaicans practice voodoo. I'm sure if DD saw a white person performing voodoo he would have the same level of disdain for them as he would for a black person performing voodoo...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
Colin Mullikin wrote:
all Jamaicans practice voodoo
Sh*t, I thought that was Haiti, and all Jamaicans were practicing Rastafarians maan! :)
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- Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.
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