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  • D Dalek Dave
    1. Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.

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    Mark_Wallace
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    As my grandma always said: "God pays his debts without money". I'm sure that your heroine of the 1980s, who has no doubt been consigned to somewhere even warmer than where you are now, will also attest to this.

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    • C Colin Mullikin

      Strictly speaking, that isn't racism. It is merely a prejudice formed on the generalization that all Jamaicans practice voodoo. I'm sure if DD saw a white person performing voodoo he would have the same level of disdain for them as he would for a black person performing voodoo...

      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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      CPallini
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      Well said: we should also add that black people practice voodoo a lot just to avoid performing DD. :rolleyes:

      Veni, vidi, vici.

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        Don't worry he'll only put a prick in your mouth.

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        Johnny J
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        "Lie down on the chair, this won't hurt a bit!" :laugh:

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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          "Lie down on the chair, this won't hurt a bit!" :laugh:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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          Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
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          Open Wide,real wide...

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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.

            When did Limeys start going to dentists?

            Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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            Joezer BH
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            What's the minimum daily grog ration you need to consume in order to be called a Limey?

            Never underestimate the difference U can make in the lives of others.

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            • D Dalek Dave
              1. Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.

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              ZurdoDev
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              Quote:

              Things not to do in Jamaica

              Go there?

              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              • D Dalek Dave
                1. Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Do you smell like a CB400? I've heard that an abscess makes the fart go Honda.

                Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                • J Joezer BH

                  What's the minimum daily grog ration you need to consume in order to be called a Limey?

                  Never underestimate the difference U can make in the lives of others.

                  ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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                  Keith Barrow
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                  1 femto-Nagy.

                  “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                  “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                  Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                    1 femto-Nagy.

                    “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                    “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                    Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                    Joezer BH
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                    :) Indeed a becoming title then, t'is quite a threshold for the avg bloke.

                    Never underestimate the difference U can make in the lives of others.

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.

                      When did Limeys start going to dentists?

                      Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                      Mike Mullikin wrote:

                      When did Limeys start going to dentists?

                      A. When they started buying into everything that America exports. gas guzzling cars gangster (C)rap litigation and predatory law. tv dinners fast food obesity plastic tits unnaturally straight/white teeth and... Please don't use that word.. D.dd.d.dentist. It's been difficult see one ever since they released the movie Marathon Man. "Is it safe?"

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                      • D Dalek Dave
                        1. Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.

                        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                        Clifford Nelson
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                        Sounds to me that you should never travel to 3rd world countries. There are also the other risks, like the doctors, the police, the jails, etc....

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                        • C Colin Mullikin

                          Strictly speaking, that isn't racism. It is merely a prejudice formed on the generalization that all Jamaicans practice voodoo. I'm sure if DD saw a white person performing voodoo he would have the same level of disdain for them as he would for a black person performing voodoo...

                          The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                          Mark H2
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                          Colin Mullikin wrote:

                          all Jamaicans practice voodoo

                          Sh*t, I thought that was Haiti, and all Jamaicans were practicing Rastafarians maan! :)

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                          • D Dalek Dave
                            1. Get an alveolar abscess. Thats it. Seriously, the side of my face has swollen up like the elephant man and the pain is excrutiating. I contacted my dentist in Blighty for an emergency appointment upon my return on Monday and he said to seek immediate treatment. I have no idea what kind of ju ju will be performed here, but I shall bring a black cockeral and a lock of hair with me just in case. Third world dentistry is not something one should have to suffer through.

                            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                            And this is why people can stick their 'adventure travel' where the sun don't shine.

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