Pants

[OriginalGriff]

Would you like me to email them to you? Boxers, Y, Bikini or Fruit o' the Loom?

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[Lost User]

Those sound like underwear. I need pants - or is 'pants' the English word for underwear?

[OriginalGriff]

These ok?

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[OriginalGriff]

Indeed it is. Then you are referring to your trousafloobles rather than your kecks?

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[Mark_Wallace]

Knickers I don't have, but I'd be perfectly willing to help by plugging the hole with my size-9 boot.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mark_Wallace]

You've got 'em pegged.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

Mark, you are a true friend in my hour of need.

[OriginalGriff]

I figured he'd want 'em cleaned and dried... :laugh:

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[Lost User]

Hmm, may I add to the confusion by offering something that goes by the name of 'Hose' around here?

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[Mark_Wallace]

<wanders off whistling that song from Toy Story>

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Joe Simes]

This whole thread is pants! :-D

The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

[Mark_Wallace]

<Grytpipe Thynne>     How observant you are, Neddie. </Grytpipe Thynne>

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[wizardzz]

Whoever is wearing them probably feels uncomfortable. I think you owe them an apology.

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[Lost User]

OriginalGriff wrote:

These ok

That..... depends.... :-)

[Lost User]

Mark_Wallace wrote:

plugging the hole with my size-9 boot

Truly awesome.

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

It's just your sunshine, then. Nothing to worry about.

"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.