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  • L Lost User

    Griffy, that hurt a little bit. BTW, do you have some knickers I might borrow?

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Knickers I don't have, but I'd be perfectly willing to help by plugging the hole with my size-9 boot.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      These ok?

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      Mark_Wallace
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      You've got 'em pegged.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • M Mark_Wallace

        Knickers I don't have, but I'd be perfectly willing to help by plugging the hole with my size-9 boot.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        Lost User
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        #10

        Mark, you are a true friend in my hour of need.

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          You've got 'em pegged.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          OriginalGriff
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          I figured he'd want 'em cleaned and dried... :laugh:

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          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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          • L Lost User

            Those sound like underwear. I need pants - or is 'pants' the English word for underwear?

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            Lost User
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            Hmm, may I add to the confusion by offering something that goes by the name of 'Hose' around here?

            Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5

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            • L Lost User

              Mark, you are a true friend in my hour of need.

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              Mark_Wallace
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              <wanders off whistling that song from Toy Story>

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • L Lost User

                Mark, you are a true friend in my hour of need.

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                Joe Simes
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                This whole thread is pants! :-D

                The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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                • J Joe Simes

                  This whole thread is pants! :-D

                  The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  <Grytpipe Thynne>     How observant you are, Neddie. </Grytpipe Thynne>

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • L Lost User

                    I just found a hole in the back of my pants. :( Opps, nevermind, I'm not wearing pants.

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                    wizardzz
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                    Whoever is wearing them probably feels uncomfortable. I think you owe them an apology.

                    Twits[^] Instants[^]

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      These ok?

                             \_\_\_\_\_                                    \_\_\_\_\_
                            //  \_/\_\_                                 //  \_/\_\_
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                       /| \_//  /                                /| \_//  /
                      / // /  /                                / // /  /
                      

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                      /_// / /% % % % %\ /% % % % % / / /
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                      \ (% % % % %% % % % %) /
                      | (% % % % % % % %) |
                      \ (% % % %% % % %) /
                      \ |- - - - - - | /
                      `\.____/______________\____./'

                      This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

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                      Lost User
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                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      These ok

                      That..... depends.... :-)

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        Knickers I don't have, but I'd be perfectly willing to help by plugging the hole with my size-9 boot.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        Lost User
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                        #18

                        Mark_Wallace wrote:

                        plugging the hole with my size-9 boot

                        Truly awesome.

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                        • L Lost User

                          I just found a hole in the back of my pants. :( Opps, nevermind, I'm not wearing pants.

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                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                          It's just your sunshine, then. Nothing to worry about.

                          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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