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  • L Lost User

    Those sound like underwear. I need pants - or is 'pants' the English word for underwear?

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    OriginalGriff
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    #7

    Indeed it is. Then you are referring to your trousafloobles rather than your kecks?

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    • L Lost User

      Griffy, that hurt a little bit. BTW, do you have some knickers I might borrow?

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      Mark_Wallace
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      Knickers I don't have, but I'd be perfectly willing to help by plugging the hole with my size-9 boot.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        These ok?

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        Mark_Wallace
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        #9

        You've got 'em pegged.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          Knickers I don't have, but I'd be perfectly willing to help by plugging the hole with my size-9 boot.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Lost User
          wrote on last edited by
          #10

          Mark, you are a true friend in my hour of need.

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          • M Mark_Wallace

            You've got 'em pegged.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            OriginalGriff
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            #11

            I figured he'd want 'em cleaned and dried... :laugh:

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            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • L Lost User

              Those sound like underwear. I need pants - or is 'pants' the English word for underwear?

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              Lost User
              wrote on last edited by
              #12

              Hmm, may I add to the confusion by offering something that goes by the name of 'Hose' around here?

              Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5

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              • L Lost User

                Mark, you are a true friend in my hour of need.

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                Mark_Wallace
                wrote on last edited by
                #13

                <wanders off whistling that song from Toy Story>

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • L Lost User

                  Mark, you are a true friend in my hour of need.

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                  Joe Simes
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                  This whole thread is pants! :-D

                  The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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                  • J Joe Simes

                    This whole thread is pants! :-D

                    The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    #15

                    <Grytpipe Thynne>     How observant you are, Neddie. </Grytpipe Thynne>

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • L Lost User

                      I just found a hole in the back of my pants. :( Opps, nevermind, I'm not wearing pants.

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                      wizardzz
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                      #16

                      Whoever is wearing them probably feels uncomfortable. I think you owe them an apology.

                      Twits[^] Instants[^]

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        These ok?

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                        `\.____/______________\____./'

                        This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

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                        Lost User
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #17

                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        These ok

                        That..... depends.... :-)

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                        • M Mark_Wallace

                          Knickers I don't have, but I'd be perfectly willing to help by plugging the hole with my size-9 boot.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Lost User
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #18

                          Mark_Wallace wrote:

                          plugging the hole with my size-9 boot

                          Truly awesome.

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                          • L Lost User

                            I just found a hole in the back of my pants. :( Opps, nevermind, I'm not wearing pants.

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                            Rajesh R Subramanian
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                            It's just your sunshine, then. Nothing to worry about.

                            "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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