Dear Cat Owner

[Nagy Vilmos]

If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:

speramus in juniperus

[OriginalGriff]

Hey! Think yourself lucky it was only a richard on a non-porous surface... They hide worse things than that in your shoes, under cushions... X|

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

[Nagy Vilmos]

It's a wooden step and it is stained by that stuff. What do you people feed those monsters?

speramus in juniperus

[Smith]

You own sheeps? Mates here said so.

:beer:

[V 0]

Check the feaces ! it might have been a Civet cat[^] ;P

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[Nagy Vilmos]

I wouldn't say he 'owns' them, but he certainly 'knows' some very well indeed.

speramus in juniperus

[Lost User]

Stay well away. http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/lifematters/toxoplasmosis3a-what-cat-poo-can-do-to-you/4841004[^] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis[^]

Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

[OriginalGriff]

Sheep and Ronseal.

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

[OriginalGriff]

You can't "own" sheep in Wales. They have the vote, so it would count as slavery.

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

only because the welsh assembly is made up of them

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Rage]

I read that "Dead cat owner". I rejoyced too soon. I am a proud member of the CAC, the committee against cats.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[OriginalGriff]

About half and half - we're an Equal Opportunities country...

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

[Lost User]

Your a member of the CCC surely? Comité contre les Chats

[Rage]

Exactly [^]! :cool:

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[grralph1]

Struth... "Toxoplasma gondii could cause a change in our behaviour—even a change in our personality that could 'make us' like cats." I have had some recent changes in behaviour. Last week I started spraying the plants around the front entrance and scratching up the railing on the deck. Sorry about using the lounge as if it were Facebook. I will sell the cats to science and invest in a Poodle.....and my next post will not be "I just breathed". ARF she said...

"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980

[Rage]

I'd even dare say that he has a deep knowledge.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[Mark_Wallace]

OriginalGriff wrote:

They hide worse things than that in your shoes, under cushions

Not to mention whoopsies in berets.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

It could have been worse, could have been Justin Bieber.

[Nagy Vilmos]

:thumbsup: from Betty.

speramus in juniperus

[Nagy Vilmos]

Now, is it the cat or the owner?

speramus in juniperus