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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:

    speramus in juniperus

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    Check the feaces ! it might have been a Civet cat[^] ;P

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    (MQOTD Rules and previous Solutions )

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    • S Smith

      You own sheeps? Mates here said so.

      :beer:

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      I wouldn't say he 'owns' them, but he certainly 'knows' some very well indeed.

      speramus in juniperus

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:

        speramus in juniperus

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        Lost User
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        Stay well away. http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/lifematters/toxoplasmosis3a-what-cat-poo-can-do-to-you/4841004[^] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis[^]

        Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          It's a wooden step and it is stained by that stuff. What do you people feed those monsters?

          speramus in juniperus

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          OriginalGriff
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          Sheep and Ronseal.

          The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • S Smith

            You own sheeps? Mates here said so.

            :beer:

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            OriginalGriff
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            You can't "own" sheep in Wales. They have the vote, so it would count as slavery.

            The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              You can't "own" sheep in Wales. They have the vote, so it would count as slavery.

              The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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              only because the welsh assembly is made up of them

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:

                speramus in juniperus

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                Rage
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                I read that "Dead cat owner". I rejoyced too soon. I am a proud member of the CAC, the committee against cats.

                ~RaGE();

                I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                  only because the welsh assembly is made up of them

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  About half and half - we're an Equal Opportunities country...

                  The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • R Rage

                    I read that "Dead cat owner". I rejoyced too soon. I am a proud member of the CAC, the committee against cats.

                    ~RaGE();

                    I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                    Your a member of the CCC surely? Comité contre les Chats

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                    • L Lost User

                      Your a member of the CCC surely? Comité contre les Chats

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                      Rage
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                      Exactly [^]! :cool:

                      ~RaGE();

                      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                        Stay well away. http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/lifematters/toxoplasmosis3a-what-cat-poo-can-do-to-you/4841004[^] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis[^]

                        Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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                        grralph1
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                        Struth... "Toxoplasma gondii could cause a change in our behaviour—even a change in our personality that could 'make us' like cats." I have had some recent changes in behaviour. Last week I started spraying the plants around the front entrance and scratching up the railing on the deck. Sorry about using the lounge as if it were Facebook. I will sell the cats to science and invest in a Poodle.....and my next post will not be "I just breathed". ARF she said...

                        "Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          I wouldn't say he 'owns' them, but he certainly 'knows' some very well indeed.

                          speramus in juniperus

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                          Rage
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                          I'd even dare say that he has a deep knowledge.

                          ~RaGE();

                          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Hey! Think yourself lucky it was only a richard on a non-porous surface... They hide worse things than that in your shoes, under cushions... X|

                            The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            They hide worse things than that in your shoes, under cushions

                            Not to mention whoopsies in berets.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:

                              speramus in juniperus

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                              It could have been worse, could have been Justin Bieber.

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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                They hide worse things than that in your shoes, under cushions

                                Not to mention whoopsies in berets.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                :thumbsup: from Betty.

                                speramus in juniperus

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                                • R Rage

                                  I read that "Dead cat owner". I rejoyced too soon. I am a proud member of the CAC, the committee against cats.

                                  ~RaGE();

                                  I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Now, is it the cat or the owner?

                                  speramus in juniperus

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                                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                                    If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:

                                    speramus in juniperus

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                                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                    the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP!

                                    ..that's the reason why my cat isn't allowed to roam freely outside. Am planning on buying an invisible cat-fence; that way he can frolic outside without me worrying about the safety of the neighbours dog. It'd consist of a wire and a collar - giving a sound-warning when the cat is close to the border of the garden (collar detects the wire), and giving a small shock if the cat ignores the warning-sound.

                                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:

                                      speramus in juniperus

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                                      Marc A Brown
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                                      I shudder to think of what you've sown in its arse.

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:

                                        speramus in juniperus

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                                        It could have been worse, could have been Justin Beiber.

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                                          Stay well away. http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/lifematters/toxoplasmosis3a-what-cat-poo-can-do-to-you/4841004[^] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis[^]

                                          Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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                                          RJOberg
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                                          At the same time... about 19% of the US is currently infected with toxo and the percentage is rising. It is really only dangerous in people with compromised immune systems and pregnant women who were not infected before they became pregnant. CDC on toxoplasmosis[^] I think with the amount of gin Nagy consumes, he is well preserved and doesn't have much to worry about.

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