Dear Cat Owner

[Rage]

I read that "Dead cat owner". I rejoyced too soon. I am a proud member of the CAC, the committee against cats.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[OriginalGriff]

About half and half - we're an Equal Opportunities country...

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

[Lost User]

Your a member of the CCC surely? Comité contre les Chats

[Rage]

Exactly [^]! :cool:

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[grralph1]

Struth... "Toxoplasma gondii could cause a change in our behaviour—even a change in our personality that could 'make us' like cats." I have had some recent changes in behaviour. Last week I started spraying the plants around the front entrance and scratching up the railing on the deck. Sorry about using the lounge as if it were Facebook. I will sell the cats to science and invest in a Poodle.....and my next post will not be "I just breathed". ARF she said...

"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980

[Rage]

I'd even dare say that he has a deep knowledge.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[Mark_Wallace]

OriginalGriff wrote:

They hide worse things than that in your shoes, under cushions

Not to mention whoopsies in berets.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

It could have been worse, could have been Justin Bieber.

[Nagy Vilmos]

:thumbsup: from Betty.

speramus in juniperus

[Nagy Vilmos]

Now, is it the cat or the owner?

speramus in juniperus

[Lost User]

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP!

..that's the reason why my cat isn't allowed to roam freely outside. Am planning on buying an invisible cat-fence; that way he can frolic outside without me worrying about the safety of the neighbours dog. It'd consist of a wire and a collar - giving a sound-warning when the cat is close to the border of the garden (collar detects the wire), and giving a small shock if the cat ignores the warning-sound.

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

[Marc A Brown]

I shudder to think of what you've sown in its arse.

[Lost User]

It could have been worse, could have been Justin Beiber.

[RJOberg]

At the same time... about 19% of the US is currently infected with toxo and the percentage is rising. It is really only dangerous in people with compromised immune systems and pregnant women who were not infected before they became pregnant. CDC on toxoplasmosis[^] I think with the amount of gin Nagy consumes, he is well preserved and doesn't have much to worry about.

[H Brydon]

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:

Was it in a paper bag, lit on fire? And discovered when somebody rang the doorbell?

Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo. - Harvey

[enhzflep]

Griff has indeed been reputed to pwn one on the odd occasion.

"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin