Dear Cat Owner
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I wouldn't say he 'owns' them, but he certainly 'knows' some very well indeed.
speramus in juniperus
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Hey! Think yourself lucky it was only a richard on a non-porous surface... They hide worse things than that in your shoes, under cushions... X|
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OriginalGriff wrote:
They hide worse things than that in your shoes, under cushions
Not to mention whoopsies in berets.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:
speramus in juniperus
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OriginalGriff wrote:
They hide worse things than that in your shoes, under cushions
Not to mention whoopsies in berets.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
:thumbsup: from Betty.
speramus in juniperus
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I read that "Dead cat owner". I rejoyced too soon. I am a proud member of the CAC, the committee against cats.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
Now, is it the cat or the owner?
speramus in juniperus
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If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:
speramus in juniperus
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP!
..that's the reason why my cat isn't allowed to roam freely outside. Am planning on buying an invisible cat-fence; that way he can frolic outside without me worrying about the safety of the neighbours dog. It'd consist of a wire and a collar - giving a sound-warning when the cat is close to the border of the garden (collar detects the wire), and giving a small shock if the cat ignores the warning-sound.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:
speramus in juniperus
I shudder to think of what you've sown in its arse.
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If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:
speramus in juniperus
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Stay well away. http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/lifematters/toxoplasmosis3a-what-cat-poo-can-do-to-you/4841004[^] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis[^]
Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa
At the same time... about 19% of the US is currently infected with toxo and the percentage is rising. It is really only dangerous in people with compromised immune systems and pregnant women who were not infected before they became pregnant. CDC on toxoplasmosis[^] I think with the amount of gin Nagy consumes, he is well preserved and doesn't have much to worry about.
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If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:
speramus in juniperus
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:
Was it in a paper bag, lit on fire? And discovered when somebody rang the doorbell?
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