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  • L Lost User

    If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)

    MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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    BillWoodruff
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    intolerant gods have wrought underwear's tyranny

    Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview

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    • L Lost User

      If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)

      MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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      Chris Maunder
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      Limited Stupidity to 140 characters?

      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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      • L Lost User

        If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)

        MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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        PIEBALDconsult
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        ...written a much shorter book. "(1) Be excellent to each other. (2) Neither a borrower nor a lender be. (3) Stay in school. (4) The dude abides. (5) Go Red Sox!"

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        • B BillWoodruff

          intolerant gods have wrought underwear's tyranny

          Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview

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          Lost User
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          Yes. Yes they have. (I got the W 'upside down' as I was thinking "wanted us to" while writing "Meant us to") That probably says more about my state of mind than I'd like to know.

          MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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          • L Lost User

            If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)

            MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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            bryce
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            If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have made sure the prize for this competition was real.

            MCAD ---

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              If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have made sure the prize for this competition was real.

              MCAD ---

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              Lost User
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              Hey! that's virtually funny :)

              MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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              • L Lost User

                If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)

                MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                Roger Wright
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                _Maxxx_ wrote:

                If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have

                given us thumbs shaped like tiny cones to fit tiny keyboards; He would also have shortened our attention spans and reduced IQs to one digit.

                Will Rogers never met me.

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                • L Lost User

                  If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)

                  MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  ...given us alot fewer fingers.

                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                  • L Lost User

                    If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)

                    MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                    Lost User
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                    _Maxxx_ wrote:

                    If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have

                    given Chimpanzees an opposable thumb and hung up his apron. http://guerillamedianetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Smart-gorilla-using-Ipad1.jpg[^]

                    Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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                    • L Lost User

                      If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)

                      MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      ... sent us a tweet: "We apologise for the inconvenience"

                      The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • L Lost User

                        If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)

                        MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                        Kenneth Haugland
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                        ... ,he woudn't have given us a brain.

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          ... sent us a tweet: "We apologise for the inconvenience"

                          The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                          Kenneth Haugland
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                          "One: Thou shall not tweet" :laugh:

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                          • K Kenneth Haugland

                            "One: Thou shall not tweet" :laugh:

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            H2G2: "So Long And Thanks For All The Fish", DNA It's God's last message to his creation, normally found written in letters of fire on the side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains.

                            The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)

                              MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                              ExcellentOrg
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                              _Maxxx_ wrote:

                              If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________

                              If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have planted a beak below our nose If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have killed facebook @ MIT If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have made Testament of 139 chars If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have twitted it so

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                H2G2: "So Long And Thanks For All The Fish", DNA It's God's last message to his creation, normally found written in letters of fire on the side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains.

                                The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                                Kenneth Haugland
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                                Almost he also included: PS: "Don't panic #Adam&Eve"

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                                • L Lost User

                                  If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)

                                  MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  "In the beginning was the word. It wasn't one of those stupid chemical names. Nooooo, they would have been to long to fit into the stupid 140 max characters rule."

                                  Chill _Maxxx_
                                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                  • R Roger Wright

                                    _Maxxx_ wrote:

                                    If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have

                                    given us thumbs shaped like tiny cones to fit tiny keyboards; He would also have shortened our attention spans and reduced IQs to one digit.

                                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                    that called evolution and the yoof is heading that way ... what was I saying?

                                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                    • P Pete OHanlon

                                      "In the beginning was the word. It wasn't one of those stupid chemical names. Nooooo, they would have been to long to fit into the stupid 140 max characters rule."

                                      Chill _Maxxx_
                                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                      Lost User
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                                      I take it you're not a tweeterer Pete. I only arsk cos I've just seen a brilliant Sunderland picture thing that would be right up your alley.

                                      “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                                        I take it you're not a tweeterer Pete. I only arsk cos I've just seen a brilliant Sunderland picture thing that would be right up your alley.

                                        “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        I only tweet when I have to (i.e. when Intel give me a device and I have to post about it).

                                        Chill _Maxxx_
                                        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          ... sent us a tweet: "We apologise for the inconvenience"

                                          The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                                          Richard Deeming
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                                          It's probably in there somewhere[^].


                                          "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                                          "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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