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If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)
MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
_Maxxx_ wrote:
If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have
given us thumbs shaped like tiny cones to fit tiny keyboards; He would also have shortened our attention spans and reduced IQs to one digit.
Will Rogers never met me.
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If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)
MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
...given us alot fewer fingers.
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If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)
MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
_Maxxx_ wrote:
If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have
given Chimpanzees an opposable thumb and hung up his apron. http://guerillamedianetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Smart-gorilla-using-Ipad1.jpg[^]
Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa
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If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)
MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
... sent us a tweet: "We apologise for the inconvenience"
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)
MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
... ,he woudn't have given us a brain.
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... sent us a tweet: "We apologise for the inconvenience"
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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"One: Thou shall not tweet" :laugh:
H2G2: "So Long And Thanks For All The Fish", DNA It's God's last message to his creation, normally found written in letters of fire on the side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)
MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
_Maxxx_ wrote:
If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________
If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have planted a beak below our nose If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have killed facebook @ MIT If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have made Testament of 139 chars If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have twitted it so
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H2G2: "So Long And Thanks For All The Fish", DNA It's God's last message to his creation, normally found written in letters of fire on the side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
Almost he also included: PS: "Don't panic #Adam&Eve"
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If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have __________________________________________ A virtual prize for the most amusing answer IMO Feel free to use the negative (i.e. he wouldn't have ...)
MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
"In the beginning was the word. It wasn't one of those stupid chemical names. Nooooo, they would have been to long to fit into the stupid 140 max characters rule."
Chill _Maxxx_
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier -
_Maxxx_ wrote:
If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have
given us thumbs shaped like tiny cones to fit tiny keyboards; He would also have shortened our attention spans and reduced IQs to one digit.
Will Rogers never met me.
that called evolution and the yoof is heading that way ... what was I saying?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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"In the beginning was the word. It wasn't one of those stupid chemical names. Nooooo, they would have been to long to fit into the stupid 140 max characters rule."
Chill _Maxxx_
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier -
I take it you're not a tweeterer Pete. I only arsk cos I've just seen a brilliant Sunderland picture thing that would be right up your alley.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
I only tweet when I have to (i.e. when Intel give me a device and I have to post about it).
Chill _Maxxx_
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier -
... sent us a tweet: "We apologise for the inconvenience"
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
It's probably in there somewhere[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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If God had meant us to use Twitter, he'd have made sure the prize for this competition was real.
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