The best time to plant lettuce
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A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I've decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That's where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men with shovels came to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner writes another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce." /ravi
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A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I've decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That's where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men with shovels came to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner writes another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce." /ravi
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A fun joke, I never tire of it - nor does Leslie for that matter.. :jig: Leslie woz ere: http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4232053#xx4232053xx[^] Leslie woz ere too: (kinda) http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4642955/Some-gifts-are-priceless.aspx[^]
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I've decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That's where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men with shovels came to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner writes another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce." /ravi
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The original joke[^] is still better in my opinion.
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A fun joke, I never tire of it - nor does Leslie for that matter.. :jig: Leslie woz ere: http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4232053#xx4232053xx[^] Leslie woz ere too: (kinda) http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4642955/Some-gifts-are-priceless.aspx[^]
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
Damn Leslie. :) /ravi
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A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I've decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That's where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men with shovels came to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner writes another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce." /ravi
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ILATVOTOJ. BTLNISITO. What this means is left as an exercise to the reader. :mischievous_grin:
Keep Clam And Proofread -- √(-1) 23 ∑ π... And it was delicious.
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A fun joke, I never tire of it - nor does Leslie for that matter.. :jig: Leslie woz ere: http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4232053#xx4232053xx[^] Leslie woz ere too: (kinda) http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4642955/Some-gifts-are-priceless.aspx[^]
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
Did you mean Leslie Chow ? :wtf:
"If A is a success in life, then A=x+y+z. (Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.)"
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Did you mean Leslie Chow ? :wtf:
"If A is a success in life, then A=x+y+z. (Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.)"
Hehe he he. Nope. If that was a joke, I'm afraid I've missed it. If it was asked in earnest, the answer is mr Naked Gun himself, Leslie Nielsen[^].
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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Did you mean Leslie Chow ? :wtf:
"If A is a success in life, then A=x+y+z. (Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.)"
It's a CodeProject meme: if you repost the same thing in the discussion forums, then Leslie Nielsen is invoked. His demise was reported here so many times in a short period that his name became a shortcut for "that's been posted here before, please check first..." It's a bit like Sean delivering MVP certificates in person, while wearing only a Mankini, oil, and nipple tassels - only that one's for real X|
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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ILATVOTOJ. BTLNISITO. What this means is left as an exercise to the reader. :mischievous_grin:
Keep Clam And Proofread -- √(-1) 23 ∑ π... And it was delicious.
"I love a t? version of the old joke", followed by "But t? let's not..." is all I got, Zach. :) /ravi
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"I love a t? version of the old joke", followed by "But t? let's not..." is all I got, Zach. :) /ravi
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ILATVOTOJ. BTLNISITO. = I Laughed At This Version Of That Old Joke. But The Leslie Neilson Is Strong In This One. EDIT: This, That, and The Other. :sigh:
Keep Clam And Proofread -- √(-1) 23 ∑ π... And it was delicious.
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ILATVOTOJ. BTLNISITO. = I Laughed At This Version Of That Old Joke. But The Leslie Neilson Is Strong In This One. EDIT: This, That, and The Other. :sigh:
Keep Clam And Proofread -- √(-1) 23 ∑ π... And it was delicious.
NWIWHFTO. /ravi
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NWIWHFTO. /ravi
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Not What I Would Have Figured <TSomething> <OSomething>
Keep Clam And Proofread -- √(-1) 23 ∑ π... And it was delicious.
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NWIWHFTO. /ravi
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No Wonder I Wouldn't Have Figured That Out!
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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No Wonder I Wouldn't Have Figured That Out!
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
not what i would have first thought of
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Hehe he he. Nope. If that was a joke, I'm afraid I've missed it. If it was asked in earnest, the answer is mr Naked Gun himself, Leslie Nielsen[^].
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
enhzflep wrote:
If that was a joke, I'm afraid I've missed it.
Here's who is Leslie Chow[^]. PS: In case you haven't seen The Hangover movie series, you should do it. :)
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I've decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That's where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men with shovels came to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner writes another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce." /ravi
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As the vicar said: "Don't forget to use lettuce spray for the lettuce prey".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I've decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That's where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men with shovels came to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner writes another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce." /ravi
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It's better and more believable when told using tomato plants. Lettuce is planted very shallow, some people don't even cover lettuce seeds with dirt so there would be no point in digging up the yard. :) End of technical explanation. (One way to ruin an already ruined joke.) :)
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As the vicar said: "Don't forget to use lettuce spray for the lettuce prey".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Amen to that. /ravi
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enhzflep wrote:
If that was a joke, I'm afraid I've missed it.
Here's who is Leslie Chow[^]. PS: In case you haven't seen The Hangover movie series, you should do it. :)
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
Thanks Raj, :) Yes indeed, recognized his photo the seond I googled him to see if it was likely to be a joke or an enquiry from someone unfamiliar with the Leslie meme here at CP. As luck would have it in fact, there was a screening of The Hangover 2 on telly the other week. A wonderful series when in the mood for brain-off, silly-comedy fun.:thumbsup:
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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Damn Leslie. :) /ravi
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