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  • R Ravi Bhavnani

    "I love a t? version of the old joke", followed by "But t? let's not..." is all I got, Zach. :) /ravi

    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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    ILATVOTOJ. BTLNISITO. = I Laughed At This Version Of That Old Joke. But The Leslie Neilson Is Strong In This One. EDIT: This, That, and The Other. :sigh:

    Keep Clam And Proofread -- √(-1) 23 ∑ π... And it was delicious.

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    • B Brisingr Aerowing

      ILATVOTOJ. BTLNISITO. = I Laughed At This Version Of That Old Joke. But The Leslie Neilson Is Strong In This One. EDIT: This, That, and The Other. :sigh:

      Keep Clam And Proofread -- √(-1) 23 ∑ π... And it was delicious.

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      Ravi Bhavnani
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      NWIWHFTO. /ravi

      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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      • R Ravi Bhavnani

        NWIWHFTO. /ravi

        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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        Not What I Would Have Figured <TSomething> <OSomething>

        Keep Clam And Proofread -- √(-1) 23 ∑ π... And it was delicious.

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        • R Ravi Bhavnani

          NWIWHFTO. /ravi

          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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          Richard Andrew x64
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          No Wonder I Wouldn't Have Figured That Out!

          The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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            No Wonder I Wouldn't Have Figured That Out!

            The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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            not what i would have first thought of

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            • enhzflepE enhzflep

              Hehe he he. Nope. If that was a joke, I'm afraid I've missed it. If it was asked in earnest, the answer is mr Naked Gun himself, Leslie Nielsen[^].

              "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin

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              Rajesh R Subramanian
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              enhzflep wrote:

              If that was a joke, I'm afraid I've missed it.

              Here's who is Leslie Chow[^]. PS: In case you haven't seen The Hangover movie series, you should do it. :)

              "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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              • R Ravi Bhavnani

                A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I've decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.  When is the best time to plant them?"  The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter:  "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden.  That's where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife:  "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened.  Some men with shovels came to the house, and dug up all the back garden."  The prisoner writes another letter back:  "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce." /ravi

                My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                As the vicar said: "Don't forget to use lettuce spray for the lettuce prey".

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • R Ravi Bhavnani

                  A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I've decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.  When is the best time to plant them?"  The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter:  "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden.  That's where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife:  "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened.  Some men with shovels came to the house, and dug up all the back garden."  The prisoner writes another letter back:  "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce." /ravi

                  My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                  It's better and more believable when told using tomato plants. Lettuce is planted very shallow, some people don't even cover lettuce seeds with dirt so there would be no point in digging up the yard. :) End of technical explanation. (One way to ruin an already ruined joke.) :)

                  There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    As the vicar said: "Don't forget to use lettuce spray for the lettuce prey".

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                    Amen to that. /ravi

                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                    • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                      enhzflep wrote:

                      If that was a joke, I'm afraid I've missed it.

                      Here's who is Leslie Chow[^]. PS: In case you haven't seen The Hangover movie series, you should do it. :)

                      "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                      Thanks Raj, :) Yes indeed, recognized his photo the seond I googled him to see if it was likely to be a joke or an enquiry from someone unfamiliar with the Leslie meme here at CP. As luck would have it in fact, there was a screening of The Hangover 2 on telly the other week. A wonderful series when in the mood for brain-off, silly-comedy fun.:thumbsup:

                      "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin

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                      • R Ravi Bhavnani

                        Damn Leslie.  :) /ravi

                        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                        enhzflep
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                        He's a sneaky bugger! He shirley gets around a lot for a dead-bloke. ;P

                        "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin

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