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  • M Mycroft Holmes

    Septimus Hedgehog wrote:

    one of our cats got bored

    There are ways to fix that, scratching post, ipad on the floor, dangly thing for them to chase, frying pan if all else fails.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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    Lost User
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    Sack ... stone ... river. ;P

    Veni, vidi, abiit domum

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      As if my forgotten anniversary woes weren't enough, I put the electric toothbrush in to charge yesterday morning. Come nighttime Princess takes it out to use it and it's as flat as when I put it in for charging. We checked the switch was on and then she noticed the characteristic teeth marks on the charger cord. For the second time, one of our cats got bored and chewed on the cable and the charger is now stuffed. Thanks a lot cat. That's £23 to replace it. It's coming out of your pocker money.

      If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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      DeathByChocolate
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      :omg: I'm totally shocked ... I didn't even know Hedgehogs used electric toothbrushes! ;)

      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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        As if my forgotten anniversary woes weren't enough, I put the electric toothbrush in to charge yesterday morning. Come nighttime Princess takes it out to use it and it's as flat as when I put it in for charging. We checked the switch was on and then she noticed the characteristic teeth marks on the charger cord. For the second time, one of our cats got bored and chewed on the cable and the charger is now stuffed. Thanks a lot cat. That's £23 to replace it. It's coming out of your pocker money.

        If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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        PS what's "pocker money"? :confused: ;)

        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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          Sack ... stone ... river. ;P

          Veni, vidi, abiit domum

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          glennPattonWork3
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          Problem Solved ;P

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            Sack ... stone ... river. ;P

            Veni, vidi, abiit domum

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            Argonia
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            And then the cat's spirit will return and curse your entire family. This is not a good idea...

            Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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              PS what's "pocker money"? :confused: ;)

              "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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              Septimus Hedgehog
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              DeathByChocolate wrote:

              PS what's "pocker money"?

              I meant "pocket" but interestingly, a quick google on "pocker" reveals it as a nickname for the devil. :-D Where's that cat? It needs exorcising; it's also a black cat which sort of confirms it.

              If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                As if my forgotten anniversary woes weren't enough, I put the electric toothbrush in to charge yesterday morning. Come nighttime Princess takes it out to use it and it's as flat as when I put it in for charging. We checked the switch was on and then she noticed the characteristic teeth marks on the charger cord. For the second time, one of our cats got bored and chewed on the cable and the charger is now stuffed. Thanks a lot cat. That's £23 to replace it. It's coming out of your pocker money.

                If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                Argonia
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                It always can be worse. For example i have a really charming little kitty which decides that i have to get up each morning at 4 am and play with him because he is already full of energy and he wants to play. If i don't he sits on me and he isn't so light anymore.

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                  It always can be worse. For example i have a really charming little kitty which decides that i have to get up each morning at 4 am and play with him because he is already full of energy and he wants to play. If i don't he sits on me and he isn't so light anymore.

                  Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                  Septimus Hedgehog
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                  We have two such "alarm clocks". Ours jump on the bed about 5am demanding their treats. We keep a packet of Dreamies in the drawer and like Pavlov's dogs, they're conditioned to getting them at 10pm and then at 5am.

                  If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                  • S Septimus Hedgehog

                    As if my forgotten anniversary woes weren't enough, I put the electric toothbrush in to charge yesterday morning. Come nighttime Princess takes it out to use it and it's as flat as when I put it in for charging. We checked the switch was on and then she noticed the characteristic teeth marks on the charger cord. For the second time, one of our cats got bored and chewed on the cable and the charger is now stuffed. Thanks a lot cat. That's £23 to replace it. It's coming out of your pocker money.

                    If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                    Simon ORiordan from UK
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                    Cat? Usually it's RATS that chew cables, a classic sign. Make doubly sure you don't have any of those horrors about. I speak as a confirmed Catophile however. (I even have a white one for Blofeld videos on You Tube) :-D

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                      DeathByChocolate wrote:

                      PS what's "pocker money"?

                      I meant "pocket" but interestingly, a quick google on "pocker" reveals it as a nickname for the devil. :-D Where's that cat? It needs exorcising; it's also a black cat which sort of confirms it.

                      If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                      DeathByChocolate
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                      Septimus Hedgehog wrote:

                      it's also a black cat

                      So let me get this straight ... you are a Hedgehog that uses an electric toothbrush and you have a black cat that gets money from the Devil ...? WITCH!!! .... well actually WAAARRRRLOCK!!! I think we should dunk you in the pond! ;P

                      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                        Cat? Usually it's RATS that chew cables, a classic sign. Make doubly sure you don't have any of those horrors about. I speak as a confirmed Catophile however. (I even have a white one for Blofeld videos on You Tube) :-D

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                        Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote:

                        I even have a white one for Blofeld videos on You Tube

                        Now that IS scarey! Eeek! ;P

                        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                          Septimus Hedgehog wrote:

                          it's also a black cat

                          So let me get this straight ... you are a Hedgehog that uses an electric toothbrush and you have a black cat that gets money from the Devil ...? WITCH!!! .... well actually WAAARRRRLOCK!!! I think we should dunk you in the pond! ;P

                          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                          And repeat until he goes all soggy and falls apart?

                          Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                            :omg: I'm totally shocked ... I didn't even know Hedgehogs used electric toothbrushes! ;)

                            "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                            Only to mate with... :laugh:

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                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              Septimus Hedgehog wrote:

                              it's also a black cat

                              So let me get this straight ... you are a Hedgehog that uses an electric toothbrush and you have a black cat that gets money from the Devil ...? WITCH!!! .... well actually WAAARRRRLOCK!!! I think we should dunk you in the pond! ;P

                              "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                              Septimus Hedgehog
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                              Guilty as charged. :-D In 2007 we were in the Boston area and we stayed at a B&B in Salem. I'm not saying they have vampires there but down the road from the B&B was a dentist's practice and the name of the dentist (I kid not) was Dr. Fang.

                              If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                                And repeat until he goes all soggy and falls apart?

                                Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                                DeathByChocolate
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                                I think that is the idea ... then we know he is not a Warlock and we can sleep safe in our beds! :thumbsup: He on the other hand is stuffed ... :^)

                                "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                  Only to mate with... :laugh:

                                  Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                                  DeathByChocolate
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                                  :-O You have a one track mind ... and its a Dirt Track! ;P

                                  "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                    Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote:

                                    I even have a white one for Blofeld videos on You Tube

                                    Now that IS scarey! Eeek! ;P

                                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                    Simon ORiordan from UK
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                                    Relax...I don't usually wear my Nehru Suit unless I feel particularly like posing. ;)

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                                      Guilty as charged. :-D In 2007 we were in the Boston area and we stayed at a B&B in Salem. I'm not saying they have vampires there but down the road from the B&B was a dentist's practice and the name of the dentist (I kid not) was Dr. Fang.

                                      If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                                      DeathByChocolate
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                                      Septimus Hedgehog wrote:

                                      and the name of the dentist (I kid not) was Dr. Fang.

                                      You would have to have a lot of neck to visit him! ;)

                                      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                        Relax...I don't usually wear my Nehru Suit unless I feel particularly like posing. ;)

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                                        DeathByChocolate
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                                        Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote:

                                        unless I feel particularly like posing

                                        You are not making it any better! ;)

                                        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                          :-O You have a one track mind ... and its a Dirt Track! ;P

                                          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                          OriginalGriff
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                                          I do not! It's a monorail.

                                          Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

                                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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