Soddin' cat...
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It always can be worse. For example i have a really charming little kitty which decides that i have to get up each morning at 4 am and play with him because he is already full of energy and he wants to play. If i don't he sits on me and he isn't so light anymore.
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We have two such "alarm clocks". Ours jump on the bed about 5am demanding their treats. We keep a packet of Dreamies in the drawer and like Pavlov's dogs, they're conditioned to getting them at 10pm and then at 5am.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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As if my forgotten anniversary woes weren't enough, I put the electric toothbrush in to charge yesterday morning. Come nighttime Princess takes it out to use it and it's as flat as when I put it in for charging. We checked the switch was on and then she noticed the characteristic teeth marks on the charger cord. For the second time, one of our cats got bored and chewed on the cable and the charger is now stuffed. Thanks a lot cat. That's £23 to replace it. It's coming out of your pocker money.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
Cat? Usually it's RATS that chew cables, a classic sign. Make doubly sure you don't have any of those horrors about. I speak as a confirmed Catophile however. (I even have a white one for Blofeld videos on You Tube) :-D
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DeathByChocolate wrote:
PS what's "pocker money"?
I meant "pocket" but interestingly, a quick google on "pocker" reveals it as a nickname for the devil. :-D Where's that cat? It needs exorcising; it's also a black cat which sort of confirms it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
Septimus Hedgehog wrote:
it's also a black cat
So let me get this straight ... you are a Hedgehog that uses an electric toothbrush and you have a black cat that gets money from the Devil ...? WITCH!!! .... well actually WAAARRRRLOCK!!! I think we should dunk you in the pond! ;P
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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Cat? Usually it's RATS that chew cables, a classic sign. Make doubly sure you don't have any of those horrors about. I speak as a confirmed Catophile however. (I even have a white one for Blofeld videos on You Tube) :-D
Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote:
I even have a white one for Blofeld videos on You Tube
Now that IS scarey! Eeek! ;P
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote:
it's also a black cat
So let me get this straight ... you are a Hedgehog that uses an electric toothbrush and you have a black cat that gets money from the Devil ...? WITCH!!! .... well actually WAAARRRRLOCK!!! I think we should dunk you in the pond! ;P
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
And repeat until he goes all soggy and falls apart?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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:omg: I'm totally shocked ... I didn't even know Hedgehogs used electric toothbrushes! ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
Only to mate with... :laugh:
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote:
it's also a black cat
So let me get this straight ... you are a Hedgehog that uses an electric toothbrush and you have a black cat that gets money from the Devil ...? WITCH!!! .... well actually WAAARRRRLOCK!!! I think we should dunk you in the pond! ;P
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
Guilty as charged. :-D In 2007 we were in the Boston area and we stayed at a B&B in Salem. I'm not saying they have vampires there but down the road from the B&B was a dentist's practice and the name of the dentist (I kid not) was Dr. Fang.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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And repeat until he goes all soggy and falls apart?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
I think that is the idea ... then we know he is not a Warlock and we can sleep safe in our beds! :thumbsup: He on the other hand is stuffed ... :^)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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Only to mate with... :laugh:
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote:
I even have a white one for Blofeld videos on You Tube
Now that IS scarey! Eeek! ;P
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
Relax...I don't usually wear my Nehru Suit unless I feel particularly like posing. ;)
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Guilty as charged. :-D In 2007 we were in the Boston area and we stayed at a B&B in Salem. I'm not saying they have vampires there but down the road from the B&B was a dentist's practice and the name of the dentist (I kid not) was Dr. Fang.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
Septimus Hedgehog wrote:
and the name of the dentist (I kid not) was Dr. Fang.
You would have to have a lot of neck to visit him! ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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Relax...I don't usually wear my Nehru Suit unless I feel particularly like posing. ;)
Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote:
unless I feel particularly like posing
You are not making it any better! ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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:-O You have a one track mind ... and its a Dirt Track! ;P
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
I do not! It's a monorail.
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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I do not! It's a monorail.
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
:rolleyes: I pity the sheep of Wales! ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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I think that is the idea ... then we know he is not a Warlock and we can sleep safe in our beds! :thumbsup: He on the other hand is stuffed ... :^)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
I thought the chicken got stuffed?
speramus in juniperus
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As if my forgotten anniversary woes weren't enough, I put the electric toothbrush in to charge yesterday morning. Come nighttime Princess takes it out to use it and it's as flat as when I put it in for charging. We checked the switch was on and then she noticed the characteristic teeth marks on the charger cord. For the second time, one of our cats got bored and chewed on the cable and the charger is now stuffed. Thanks a lot cat. That's £23 to replace it. It's coming out of your pocker money.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I thought the chicken got stuffed?
speramus in juniperus
Keep up ... the chicken ran off with the bar of Fruit and Nut Chocolate after the rat chewed through the knicker elastic ... actually I think I might need a lay down. :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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Keep up ... the chicken ran off with the bar of Fruit and Nut Chocolate after the rat chewed through the knicker elastic ... actually I think I might need a lay down. :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
... and YOU accuse me of hitting the gin too early!
speramus in juniperus
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Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote:
unless I feel particularly like posing
You are not making it any better! ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
Still, you should see my legitimate earnings from last year! The Kreplackistani Warhead was almost a side show by comparison. :laugh:
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We have two such "alarm clocks". Ours jump on the bed about 5am demanding their treats. We keep a packet of Dreamies in the drawer and like Pavlov's dogs, they're conditioned to getting them at 10pm and then at 5am.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
