Soddin' cat...

[Septimus Hedgehog]

Guilty as charged. :-D In 2007 we were in the Boston area and we stayed at a B&B in Salem. I'm not saying they have vampires there but down the road from the B&B was a dentist's practice and the name of the dentist (I kid not) was Dr. Fang.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

[DeathByChocolate]

I think that is the idea ... then we know he is not a Warlock and we can sleep safe in our beds! :thumbsup: He on the other hand is stuffed ... :^)

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

[DeathByChocolate]

:-O You have a one track mind ... and its a Dirt Track! ;P

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

[Simon ORiordan from UK]

Relax...I don't usually wear my Nehru Suit unless I feel particularly like posing. ;)

[DeathByChocolate]

Septimus Hedgehog wrote:

and the name of the dentist (I kid not) was Dr. Fang.

You would have to have a lot of neck to visit him! ;)

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

[DeathByChocolate]

Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote:

unless I feel particularly like posing

You are not making it any better! ;)

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

[OriginalGriff]

I do not! It's a monorail.

Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

[DeathByChocolate]

:rolleyes: I pity the sheep of Wales! ;)

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

[Nagy Vilmos]

I thought the chicken got stuffed?

speramus in juniperus

[Lost User]

Why are there so many cats and so few recipes?

Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

[DeathByChocolate]

Keep up ... the chicken ran off with the bar of Fruit and Nut Chocolate after the rat chewed through the knicker elastic ... actually I think I might need a lay down. :rolleyes:

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

[Nagy Vilmos]

... and YOU accuse me of hitting the gin too early!

speramus in juniperus

[Simon ORiordan from UK]

Still, you should see my legitimate earnings from last year! The Kreplackistani Warhead was almost a side show by comparison. :laugh:

[Argonia]

And people say cats cant be trained :laugh: My cats bowls are always full and yet they watch me with such hungry eyes when i eat :)

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[Argonia]

You should ask Alf. I believe he wrote a book in this field of cooking but yet i cannot be 100% sure.

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[Marco Bertschi]

Take the cat. Throw it across the room. Repeat until cat is gone. I'm a dog person

Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code

[Argonia]

The cats are like boomerangs. They always come back. We can play this game until dusk

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[Marco Bertschi]

Smear superglue on the cat, press it against a wall for several minutes. Problem solved.

Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code

[Argonia]

Wrong again... this time when the cat comes back he/she will bring the paint or wallpaper with him/her if you are lucky, if not part of the wall. These little ba****ds are more powerful than they look

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[DeathByChocolate]

Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote:

Still, you should see my legitimate earnings from last year!

You should see my illegitimate earnings from last year! ... Ooopppss! I shouldn't have mentioned that ... :~ ;)

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B