Soddin' cat...
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:-O You have a one track mind ... and its a Dirt Track! ;P
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
I do not! It's a monorail.
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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I do not! It's a monorail.
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
:rolleyes: I pity the sheep of Wales! ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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I think that is the idea ... then we know he is not a Warlock and we can sleep safe in our beds! :thumbsup: He on the other hand is stuffed ... :^)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
I thought the chicken got stuffed?
speramus in juniperus
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As if my forgotten anniversary woes weren't enough, I put the electric toothbrush in to charge yesterday morning. Come nighttime Princess takes it out to use it and it's as flat as when I put it in for charging. We checked the switch was on and then she noticed the characteristic teeth marks on the charger cord. For the second time, one of our cats got bored and chewed on the cable and the charger is now stuffed. Thanks a lot cat. That's £23 to replace it. It's coming out of your pocker money.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I thought the chicken got stuffed?
speramus in juniperus
Keep up ... the chicken ran off with the bar of Fruit and Nut Chocolate after the rat chewed through the knicker elastic ... actually I think I might need a lay down. :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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Keep up ... the chicken ran off with the bar of Fruit and Nut Chocolate after the rat chewed through the knicker elastic ... actually I think I might need a lay down. :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
... and YOU accuse me of hitting the gin too early!
speramus in juniperus
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Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote:
unless I feel particularly like posing
You are not making it any better! ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
Still, you should see my legitimate earnings from last year! The Kreplackistani Warhead was almost a side show by comparison. :laugh:
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We have two such "alarm clocks". Ours jump on the bed about 5am demanding their treats. We keep a packet of Dreamies in the drawer and like Pavlov's dogs, they're conditioned to getting them at 10pm and then at 5am.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Why are there so many cats and so few recipes?
Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa
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It always can be worse. For example i have a really charming little kitty which decides that i have to get up each morning at 4 am and play with him because he is already full of energy and he wants to play. If i don't he sits on me and he isn't so light anymore.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
Take the cat. Throw it across the room. Repeat until cat is gone. I'm a dog person
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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Take the cat. Throw it across the room. Repeat until cat is gone. I'm a dog person
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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The cats are like boomerangs. They always come back. We can play this game until dusk
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
Smear superglue on the cat, press it against a wall for several minutes. Problem solved.
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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Smear superglue on the cat, press it against a wall for several minutes. Problem solved.
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
Wrong again... this time when the cat comes back he/she will bring the paint or wallpaper with him/her if you are lucky, if not part of the wall. These little ba****ds are more powerful than they look
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Still, you should see my legitimate earnings from last year! The Kreplackistani Warhead was almost a side show by comparison. :laugh:
Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote:
Still, you should see my legitimate earnings from last year!
You should see my illegitimate earnings from last year! ... Ooopppss! I shouldn't have mentioned that ... :~ ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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As if my forgotten anniversary woes weren't enough, I put the electric toothbrush in to charge yesterday morning. Come nighttime Princess takes it out to use it and it's as flat as when I put it in for charging. We checked the switch was on and then she noticed the characteristic teeth marks on the charger cord. For the second time, one of our cats got bored and chewed on the cable and the charger is now stuffed. Thanks a lot cat. That's £23 to replace it. It's coming out of your pocker money.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
One of our cats (we only have 2) chewed through 2 iron cords before we got smart and got one with a retractable cord. He also chews on the cord for the power strip to the computer but at least it's too thick for him to get all the way through. Same cat poops in the bathroom sinks when he is ticked off about something, litter box not clean, can't get into my son's room at night to sleep, etc. If I could only redirect him to the toilet I wouldn't have a problem with the behavior.
