Bang, you're dead!
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During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down. He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?" The man said "Yes!". So the robber shot him dead. Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?" She said, "No, but my husband over there did." /ravi
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During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down. He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?" The man said "Yes!". So the robber shot him dead. Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?" She said, "No, but my husband over there did." /ravi
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Old but still funny :) Two Hunters meet, both dead... :suss: dunno if that jokes works in english like that
if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }
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Old but still funny :) Two Hunters meet, both dead... :suss: dunno if that jokes works in english like that
if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }
HobbyProggy wrote:
Two Hunters meet, both dead...
Q: Who were the hunters? A: Dick Cheney and Harry Whittington[^] :) /ravi
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Old but still funny :) Two Hunters meet, both dead... :suss: dunno if that jokes works in english like that
if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }
HobbyProggy wrote:
:suss: dunno if that jokes works in english like that
No, it doesn't.
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During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down. He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?" The man said "Yes!". So the robber shot him dead. Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?" She said, "No, but my husband over there did." /ravi
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What happened to the Woman ? :-D
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What happened to the Woman ? :-D
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Well she's not married any more, so she's probably available if you're interested...
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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Well she's not married any more, so she's probably available if you're interested...
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
;P ;P ;P
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During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down. He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?" The man said "Yes!". So the robber shot him dead. Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?" She said, "No, but my husband over there did." /ravi
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So this guy is texting in a movie theater and a guy pulls out a gun...[^] Nevermind. :-D
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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So this guy is texting in a movie theater and a guy pulls out a gun...[^] Nevermind. :-D
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
Too soon or I would say he got what he deserved. :-O
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Too soon or I would say he got what he deserved. :-O
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The dead guy is not getting a lot of sympathy around our coffee pot either. :doh:
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
He deserved to die because he was texting his daughter? Because he (maybe) threw popcorn? You people are pathetic. Its a good thing that the rest of the world isn't as cold and empty.
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So this guy is texting in a movie theater and a guy pulls out a gun...[^] Nevermind. :-D
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
I take it the ex-officer did his training with the Metropolitan Police in London?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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He deserved to die because he was texting his daughter? Because he (maybe) threw popcorn? You people are pathetic. Its a good thing that the rest of the world isn't as cold and empty.
Relax, pal. We may be cold and empty OR we may have a sense of humour. Nobody I know honestly thinks the guy deserved to be shot or killed. But most of us can relate to being annoyed by some moron in a theater using a cell phone.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down. He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?" The man said "Yes!". So the robber shot him dead. Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?" She said, "No, but my husband over there did." /ravi
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An old joke but funny :laugh:
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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Well she's not married any more, so she's probably available if you're interested...
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
OriginalGriff wrote:
she's probably available if you're interested...
But is she good looking?
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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OriginalGriff wrote:
she's probably available if you're interested...
But is she good looking?
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
Ask Sampath - he's the one who wants to date her...
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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So this guy is texting in a movie theater and a guy pulls out a gun...[^] Nevermind. :-D
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
And that he is was relative is of no concern nor interest to you to disparage a now-grieving widow, his family and friends? Please say this isn't so by your action of promptly attending to this request, Mr. Mullikin, to remove your post out of exceeding regard and respect for the loss of family we are trying to endure now and the rest of our lives. You will also soon become aware that this tragedy occurred before the movie even started.
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I take it the ex-officer did his training with the Metropolitan Police in London?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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He deserved to die because he was texting his daughter? Because he (maybe) threw popcorn? You people are pathetic. Its a good thing that the rest of the world isn't as cold and empty.
Thank you, Daniel, for your empathy & sympathy in this tragic matter affecting my extended family.
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No, Mr. Griff, he retired from the Washington, D.C. Police, highly known for their aggressive & deadly responses to even the very simplest of instances such as this.
Same as the Met then... :sigh:
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
