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  • H HobbyProggy

    Old but still funny :) Two Hunters meet, both dead... :suss: dunno if that jokes works in english like that

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    Marco Bertschi
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    HobbyProggy wrote:

    :suss: dunno if that jokes works in english like that

    No, it doesn't.

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    • R Ravi Bhavnani

      During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down.  He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?" The man said "Yes!".  So the robber shot him dead. Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?"  She said, "No, but my husband over there did." /ravi

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      Sampath Lokuge
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      What happened to the Woman ? :-D

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        What happened to the Woman ? :-D

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        OriginalGriff
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        Well she's not married any more, so she's probably available if you're interested...

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Well she's not married any more, so she's probably available if you're interested...

          Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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          Sampath Lokuge
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          ;P ;P ;P

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          • R Ravi Bhavnani

            During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down.  He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?" The man said "Yes!".  So the robber shot him dead. Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?"  She said, "No, but my husband over there did." /ravi

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            Lost User
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            So this guy is texting in a movie theater and a guy pulls out a gun...[^] Nevermind. :-D

            Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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            • L Lost User

              So this guy is texting in a movie theater and a guy pulls out a gun...[^] Nevermind. :-D

              Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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              Corporal Agarn
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              Too soon or I would say he got what he deserved. :-O

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              • C Corporal Agarn

                Too soon or I would say he got what he deserved. :-O

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                Lost User
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                The dead guy is not getting a lot of sympathy around our coffee pot either. :doh:

                Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                • L Lost User

                  The dead guy is not getting a lot of sympathy around our coffee pot either. :doh:

                  Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                  He deserved to die because he was texting his daughter? Because he (maybe) threw popcorn? You people are pathetic. Its a good thing that the rest of the world isn't as cold and empty.

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                  • L Lost User

                    So this guy is texting in a movie theater and a guy pulls out a gun...[^] Nevermind. :-D

                    Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                    I take it the ex-officer did his training with the Metropolitan Police in London?

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                    • D DanielSheets

                      He deserved to die because he was texting his daughter? Because he (maybe) threw popcorn? You people are pathetic. Its a good thing that the rest of the world isn't as cold and empty.

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                      Relax, pal. We may be cold and empty OR we may have a sense of humour. Nobody I know honestly thinks the guy deserved to be shot or killed. But most of us can relate to being annoyed by some moron in a theater using a cell phone.

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                      • R Ravi Bhavnani

                        During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down.  He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?" The man said "Yes!".  So the robber shot him dead. Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?"  She said, "No, but my husband over there did." /ravi

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                        Paul Conrad
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                        An old joke but funny :laugh:

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Well she's not married any more, so she's probably available if you're interested...

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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          she's probably available if you're interested...

                          But is she good looking?

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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            she's probably available if you're interested...

                            But is she good looking?

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                            Ask Sampath - he's the one who wants to date her...

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                            • L Lost User

                              So this guy is texting in a movie theater and a guy pulls out a gun...[^] Nevermind. :-D

                              Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                              And that he is was relative is of no concern nor interest to you to disparage a now-grieving widow, his family and friends? Please say this isn't so by your action of promptly attending to this request, Mr. Mullikin, to remove your post out of exceeding regard and respect for the loss of family we are trying to endure now and the rest of our lives. You will also soon become aware that this tragedy occurred before the movie even started.

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                I take it the ex-officer did his training with the Metropolitan Police in London?

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                                No, Mr. Griff, he retired from the Washington, D.C. Police, highly known for their aggressive & deadly responses to even the very simplest of instances such as this.

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                                • D DanielSheets

                                  He deserved to die because he was texting his daughter? Because he (maybe) threw popcorn? You people are pathetic. Its a good thing that the rest of the world isn't as cold and empty.

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                                  Thank you, Daniel, for your empathy & sympathy in this tragic matter affecting my extended family.

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                                  • M MacSpudster

                                    No, Mr. Griff, he retired from the Washington, D.C. Police, highly known for their aggressive & deadly responses to even the very simplest of instances such as this.

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                                    Same as the Met then... :sigh:

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                                    • M MacSpudster

                                      Thank you, Daniel, for your empathy & sympathy in this tragic matter affecting my extended family.

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                                      Marco Bertschi
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                                      MacSpudster wrote:

                                      affecting my extended family.

                                      :rose: I don't think he deserved to die, whether he was texting or not doesn't matter. Whether texting in a movie theater is appropriate or not shall be discussed in a different thread, without the tragedic background we are facing here.

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Same as the Met then... :sigh:

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Actually he retired from the Tampa police which do not have a reputation for excessive violence. Me thinks Mr. Spudster may be playing games.

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                                          During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down.  He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?" The man said "Yes!".  So the robber shot him dead. Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?"  She said, "No, but my husband over there did." /ravi

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