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  • L Lost User

    So this guy is texting in a movie theater and a guy pulls out a gun...[^] Nevermind. :-D

    Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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    I take it the ex-officer did his training with the Metropolitan Police in London?

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    • R Ravi Bhavnani

      During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down.  He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?" The man said "Yes!".  So the robber shot him dead. Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?"  She said, "No, but my husband over there did." /ravi

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      An old joke but funny :laugh:

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      • D DanielSheets

        He deserved to die because he was texting his daughter? Because he (maybe) threw popcorn? You people are pathetic. Its a good thing that the rest of the world isn't as cold and empty.

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        Relax, pal. We may be cold and empty OR we may have a sense of humour. Nobody I know honestly thinks the guy deserved to be shot or killed. But most of us can relate to being annoyed by some moron in a theater using a cell phone.

        Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Well she's not married any more, so she's probably available if you're interested...

          Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          she's probably available if you're interested...

          But is she good looking?

          "I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak

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            OriginalGriff wrote:

            she's probably available if you're interested...

            But is she good looking?

            "I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak

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            Ask Sampath - he's the one who wants to date her...

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            • L Lost User

              So this guy is texting in a movie theater and a guy pulls out a gun...[^] Nevermind. :-D

              Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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              And that he is was relative is of no concern nor interest to you to disparage a now-grieving widow, his family and friends? Please say this isn't so by your action of promptly attending to this request, Mr. Mullikin, to remove your post out of exceeding regard and respect for the loss of family we are trying to endure now and the rest of our lives. You will also soon become aware that this tragedy occurred before the movie even started.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                I take it the ex-officer did his training with the Metropolitan Police in London?

                Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                No, Mr. Griff, he retired from the Washington, D.C. Police, highly known for their aggressive & deadly responses to even the very simplest of instances such as this.

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                • D DanielSheets

                  He deserved to die because he was texting his daughter? Because he (maybe) threw popcorn? You people are pathetic. Its a good thing that the rest of the world isn't as cold and empty.

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                  Thank you, Daniel, for your empathy & sympathy in this tragic matter affecting my extended family.

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                  • M MacSpudster

                    No, Mr. Griff, he retired from the Washington, D.C. Police, highly known for their aggressive & deadly responses to even the very simplest of instances such as this.

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                    Same as the Met then... :sigh:

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                    • M MacSpudster

                      Thank you, Daniel, for your empathy & sympathy in this tragic matter affecting my extended family.

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                      Marco Bertschi
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                      MacSpudster wrote:

                      affecting my extended family.

                      :rose: I don't think he deserved to die, whether he was texting or not doesn't matter. Whether texting in a movie theater is appropriate or not shall be discussed in a different thread, without the tragedic background we are facing here.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Same as the Met then... :sigh:

                        Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                        Actually he retired from the Tampa police which do not have a reputation for excessive violence. Me thinks Mr. Spudster may be playing games.

                        Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                        • R Ravi Bhavnani

                          During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down.  He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?" The man said "Yes!".  So the robber shot him dead. Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?"  She said, "No, but my husband over there did." /ravi

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                          • L Lost User

                            Actually he retired from the Tampa police which do not have a reputation for excessive violence. Me thinks Mr. Spudster may be playing games.

                            Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                            My bad, Mr. Mulliken. I had reviewed to other instances similar in nature during the early hours this morning and did misconnect the info from those. And, Sir, the death of my 2nd Cousin is no game at all.

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                              My bad, Mr. Mulliken. I had reviewed to other instances similar in nature during the early hours this morning and did misconnect the info from those. And, Sir, the death of my 2nd Cousin is no game at all.

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                              I'm always skeptical when anonymous internet denizens claim personal connections to random news events posted by others. On the chance that you're being 100% sincere: :rose: I provided a link to a news story that I was reminded of by Ravi's post. No apology for that. I agree my later comment about a lack of sympathy was indeed flippant. I'm sorry it bothered you.

                              Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Well she's not married any more, so she's probably available if you're interested...

                                Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                                Also, you don't have to worry about her taking half of everything if she wants to "get rid of you". :)

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                                • P Paul Conrad

                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  she's probably available if you're interested...

                                  But is she good looking?

                                  "I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak

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                                  Seeing your profile picture this shouldn't be important... :rolleyes: JOKE, THAT WAS A JOKE! :laugh:

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                                    Seeing your profile picture this shouldn't be important... :rolleyes: JOKE, THAT WAS A JOKE! :laugh:

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                                    Joan Murt wrote:

                                    JOKE, THAT WAS A JOKE!

                                    Haha! I saw the Joke icon :rolleyes: If the "widow" in the OP joke is okay or so-so looking, a bit of :beer: can remedy that :laugh:

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                                    • P Paul Conrad

                                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                                      she's probably available if you're interested...

                                      But is she good looking?

                                      "I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak

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                                      Septimus Hedgehog
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                                      Paul Conrad wrote:

                                      But is she good looking?

                                      All cats look grey in the dark.

                                      If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        Actually he retired from the Tampa police which do not have a reputation for excessive violence. Me thinks Mr. Spudster may be playing games.

                                        Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                                        Septimus Hedgehog
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                                        Mike Mullikin wrote:

                                        Actually he retired from the Tampa police which do not

                                        Tampa police. Figures. They have a reputation for being uptight and outasight. ;)

                                        If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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