How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
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None, it's a hardware problem.
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None, it's a hardware problem.
None, you can do anything in software.
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None, it's a hardware problem.
Leslie Nielsen could tell you!
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None, it's a hardware problem.
None, changing light bulbs was not part of the job description.
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None, it's a hardware problem.
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None, it's a hardware problem.
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None, you can do anything in software.
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I'll go with 2, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 2 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.
jeron1 wrote:
I'll go with 10, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 10 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.
FTFY
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jeron1 wrote:
I'll go with 10, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 10 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.
FTFY
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]
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:laugh:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]
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None, it's a hardware problem.
Hold on let me "Google" that... :laugh:
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None, it's a hardware problem.
No need; just derive a new one from the old.
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None, it's a hardware problem.
None. They only blackbox test.
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None, it's a hardware problem.
Sorry, you need to include a Change Request for a new bulb build.
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None, it's a hardware problem.
None. They'll just have a contest and give away prizes to the CP member who changes it the fastest and with the most wattage.
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I'll go with 2, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 2 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.
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jeron1 wrote:
I'll go with 10, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 10 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.
FTFY
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]
and they choose the ladder... :-D
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None, it's a hardware problem.
Well he can do it as a freelancer :doh:
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None, it's a hardware problem.