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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

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  • J jeron1

    I'll go with 2, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 2 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.

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    Jorgen Andersson
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    jeron1 wrote:

    I'll go with 10, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 10 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.

    FTFY

    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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      jeron1 wrote:

      I'll go with 10, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 10 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.

      FTFY

      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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      jeron1
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      Of course, what was I thinking!? here have a 101!

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      • J jeron1

        Of course, what was I thinking!? here have a 101!

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        :laugh:

        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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        • M Matthew Dennis

          None, it's a hardware problem.

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          Clark Kent123
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          Hold on let me "Google" that... :laugh:

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          • M Matthew Dennis

            None, it's a hardware problem.

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            No need; just derive a new one from the old.

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            • M Matthew Dennis

              None, it's a hardware problem.

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              MacSpudster
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              None. They only blackbox test.

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              • M Matthew Dennis

                None, it's a hardware problem.

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                MacSpudster
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                Sorry, you need to include a Change Request for a new bulb build.

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                • M Matthew Dennis

                  None, it's a hardware problem.

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                  MacSpudster
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                  None. They'll just have a contest and give away prizes to the CP member who changes it the fastest and with the most wattage.

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                  • J jeron1

                    I'll go with 2, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 2 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.

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                    jschell
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                    What about the consultant hired by management in the vain hope that they will figure out a solution while the other two are fighting? Or doesn't the consultant count as a developer?

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                    • J Jorgen Andersson

                      jeron1 wrote:

                      I'll go with 10, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 10 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.

                      FTFY

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                      Steve Mayfield
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                      and they choose the ladder... :-D

                      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                      • M Matthew Dennis

                        None, it's a hardware problem.

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                        Mohamad M Mohamad
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                        Well he can do it as a freelancer :doh:

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                        • M Matthew Dennis

                          None, it's a hardware problem.

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                          S Douglas
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                          Two, one to complain about it, the other will stand up thank goodness that someone finally dimmed the bright ball overhead.


                          Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.

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