How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

[ZurdoDev]

I can't tell if you agree with yourself or are arguing with yourself.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Jorgen Andersson]

jeron1 wrote:

I'll go with 10, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 10 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.

FTFY

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

[jeron1]

Of course, what was I thinking!? here have a 101!

[Jorgen Andersson]

:laugh:

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

[Clark Kent123]

Hold on let me "Google" that... :laugh:

[PIEBALDconsult]

No need; just derive a new one from the old.

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[MacSpudster]

None. They only blackbox test.

[MacSpudster]

Sorry, you need to include a Change Request for a new bulb build.

[MacSpudster]

None. They'll just have a contest and give away prizes to the CP member who changes it the fastest and with the most wattage.

[jschell]

What about the consultant hired by management in the vain hope that they will figure out a solution while the other two are fighting? Or doesn't the consultant count as a developer?

[Steve Mayfield]

and they choose the ladder... :-D

Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

[Mohamad M Mohamad]

Well he can do it as a freelancer :doh:

[S Douglas]

Two, one to complain about it, the other will stand up thank goodness that someone finally dimmed the bright ball overhead.

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