The Death of English as we know it...
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This is actual code in our codebase:
// Items in Bad must have counterparts in Good.
private static readonly string[] _badWords =
{
<list of really naughty words >, "gotten"
};private static readonly string[] _goodWords =
{
<list of really naughty words santised>, "acquire, obtain, come by, receive, gain, or any of the many, many, MANY other words that deserve to be used instead" };...
// some code to search and replace bad words with good words.<Serious Dad-frown and a pointing finger> Don't make me use it! </Serious Dad-frown and a pointing finger>
cheers Chris Maunder
That's what you're upset over? When use of "impact" where "affect" is meant is rampant?
Truth, James
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Youngin's is not a word. It is improper to start a sentence with And. Please do not coach people.
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That's what you're upset over? When use of "impact" where "affect" is meant is rampant?
Truth, James
No - that example is too cut and dried. I prefer my idiosyncrasies to be about matters that are firmly on shaky ground.
cheers Chris Maunder
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You speak real good. Actually I feel like that now. I can't use any of the rich, colourful terms we have in Oz becuase I just get blank stares, or worse: they just pick a random interpretation of what they think I said and go with it.
cheers Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote:
hey just pick a random interpretation of what they think I said and go with it.
Isn't that always the case? :laugh:
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Everytime someone uses that word a kitten dies. You're a good man.
cheers Chris Maunder
As you may remember, Bob Barker always would ask you to spay or neuter your cats at the end of the Price Is Right. I guess in the end this has similar population control effects. I'll make sure to use this word more often.
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As you may remember, Bob Barker always would ask you to spay or neuter your cats at the end of the Price Is Right. I guess in the end this has similar population control effects. I'll make sure to use this word more often.
Dang, I haven't gotten my cat either spayed or neutered... Cannot even tell which to do.
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I try and lead by example. I try and coach not curse. I try - Lord Knows I Try - to teach the youngin's how to cherish this wonderful, inconsistent and illogical language we have, and to use the depth and breadth of its vocabulary to its fullest. And yet some insist, provocatively, on abusing its fulsome goodness with the use of Words Abhorrent Unto John Galsworthy. I'm watching you, Nagy.
cheers Chris Maunder
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Colborne_Greg wrote:
Youngin's is not a word.
And?
Colborne_Greg wrote:
It is improper to start a sentence with And.
Er ....
Colborne_Greg wrote:
Please do not coach people.
Are we then to coach dogs, elephants, vultures? No sense your words make.
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There, their, they're... It's gotten to the point I do not care anymore X|
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
How do you console a grammarian: There, their, they're. :)
PB 369,783 wrote:
I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]
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Colborne_Greg wrote:
Youngin's is not a word.
And?
Colborne_Greg wrote:
It is improper to start a sentence with And.
Er ....
Colborne_Greg wrote:
Please do not coach people.
Are we then to coach dogs, elephants, vultures? No sense your words make.
Then I suggest you relearn the English language.
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Well, there is a local language called Boso Jowo (Javanese Language), even Google have it: https://www.google.com/?hl=jw[^], Google Translate https://translate.google.com/?hl=jv&tab=wT#en/jw/Javanese[^]
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And you missed out "Belgium"? :omg: :wtf:
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
Oi. FYI it is brave little Belgium[^] :|
Luc Pattyn [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum
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Oi. FYI it is brave little Belgium[^] :|
Luc Pattyn [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum
I don't write these books! :laugh:
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
