Instructions for using the Drive-In Teller at the bank
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What race does this joke denigrate? :confused: /ravi
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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.' ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Re-dial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.
roflmao!
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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.' ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Re-dial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.
Vivic wrote:
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
On an automatic? That takes some ability! :-D
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The word you were looking for is misogynistic[^].
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delete this;I think he was going for a joke there :-) [intentionally using 'racist' in non-race contexts, including gender-ones, is a common troll tactic in forums]
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It's a joke.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Sucks to be him though, Ravi and Gary missed his joke! :-D
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What race does this joke denigrate? :confused: /ravi
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He's joking. Intentional abuse of the word 'racist'. :-)
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Sucks to be him though, Ravi and Gary missed his joke! :-D
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There was a point not long ago where everything was racist. Probably had something to do with Obama getting elected, I can't recall but if you said anything bad about anyone people would say your racist. It's just a joke. I'm surprised people didn't see that.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
RyanDev wrote:
There was a point not long ago where everything was racist.
Ah, I must have missed that. Thanks for clearing it up. /ravi
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He's joking. Intentional abuse of the word 'racist'. :-)
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OK, I get it now. I must have missed the spate of "That's racist." comments, hence my confusion. /ravi
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OK, I get it now. I must have missed the spate of "That's racist." comments, hence my confusion. /ravi
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Well, I didn't see many recently either. But it's a general trend online, specially on sites like reddit. Pretty much any disagreement is met with a "that's racist" response. :-)
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RyanDev wrote:
There was a point not long ago where everything was racist.
Ah, I must have missed that. Thanks for clearing it up. /ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote:
Thanks for clearing it up.
Don't thank him. You are supposed to accuse him of a hidden racist agenda there. :-D
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Well, I didn't see many recently either. But it's a general trend online, specially on sites like reddit. Pretty much any disagreement is met with a "that's racist" response. :-)
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Ah. Never been to Reddit. /ravi
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Nish Sivakumar wrote:
You are supposed to accuse him of a hidden racist agenda there.
That's racist. /ravi
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:laugh:
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote:
Thanks for clearing it up.
Don't thank him. You are supposed to accuse him of a hidden racist agenda there. :-D
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Nish Sivakumar wrote:
You are supposed to accuse him of a hidden racist agenda there.
That's racist. /ravi
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What race does this joke denigrate? :confused: /ravi
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The human race. :doh:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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What race does this joke denigrate? :confused: /ravi
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The human race? :)
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever! Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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The human race? :)
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever! Rich Tennant 5th Wave
Have you been talking to Dan? :-D /ravi
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This is Racist.
Blue Waffler wrote:
This is Racist.
No, it's sexist. Marc
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This is Racist.
Blue Waffler wrote:
This is Racist.
Not if the man and woman are of the same racial origins. :doh:
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There was a point not long ago where everything was racist. Probably had something to do with Obama getting elected, I can't recall but if you said anything bad about anyone people would say your racist. It's just a joke. I'm surprised people didn't see that.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
RyanDev wrote:
There was a point not long ago where everything was racist. Probably had something to do with Obama getting elected,
That is racist. :suss:
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