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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Ah yes. Don't you just love stereotyping?

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    Well, it's better than monotyping[^] - at least you get some depth...

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      Ah yes. Don't you just love stereotyping?

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      Duncan Edwards Jones
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      In this case it is closer to duck-typing.

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        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/germany/11003030/German-tourists-arrogant-boring-and-nude.html[^] http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/germany/11003030/German-tourists-arrogant-boring-and-nude.html[^] 'Fat, drunk and sunburnt'. Unfortunately, the Germans are right, that's exactly what the British are like on holiday. I saw three British girls, skirts up, knickers down, bent over with their butts pressed up against the inside of a huge bar window facing right onto the street, at 3 in the afternoon, in Turkey. It wasn't a pretty sight, particularly as they were all a god 20 kilos overweight. :omg: (Well, I say British, lets narrow that down to Northern British.)

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        Duncan Edwards Jones
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        As a Brit, the behaviour of some of my compatriots "out foreign" is the second most embarrassing thing I feel. The most embarrassing is the (thankfully now quite rare) Rover 75.

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          Munchies_Matt wrote:

          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/germany/11003030/German-tourists-arrogant-boring-and-nude.html[^]
           
          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/germany/11003030/German-tourists-arrogant-boring-and-nude.html[^]

          That's taking the whole repost thing to another level. :-)

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          Karen Mitchelle
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          Nah, He's just making sure that he posted it right. ;)

          Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Munchies_Matt wrote:

            three British girls ... all a god 20 kilos overweight.

            And why do these ladies insist on getting drunk and singing "Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" at karaoke? X|

            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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            OriginalGriff wrote:

            Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

            You forgot the last word.. Doncha! :laugh:

            Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

              You forgot the last word.. Doncha! :laugh:

              Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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              OriginalGriff
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              I'm normally running away too fast to hear that one! ;)

              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                As a Brit, the behaviour of some of my compatriots "out foreign" is the second most embarrassing thing I feel. The most embarrassing is the (thankfully now quite rare) Rover 75.

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                Duncan Edwards Jones wrote:

                The most embarrassing is the (thankfully now quite rare) Rover 75.

                Oh, I dunno. There is: Every song by Garry Glitter. Any band signed to Simon Cowell. Nick Griffin The Robin Reliant The Austin Allegro The Morris Marina

                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/germany/11003030/German-tourists-arrogant-boring-and-nude.html[^] http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/germany/11003030/German-tourists-arrogant-boring-and-nude.html[^] 'Fat, drunk and sunburnt'. Unfortunately, the Germans are right, that's exactly what the British are like on holiday. I saw three British girls, skirts up, knickers down, bent over with their butts pressed up against the inside of a huge bar window facing right onto the street, at 3 in the afternoon, in Turkey. It wasn't a pretty sight, particularly as they were all a god 20 kilos overweight. :omg: (Well, I say British, lets narrow that down to Northern British.)

                  Sign a petition calling for the boycott of Israel until it returns to its legal 1967 borders.

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                  You've obviously not heard of Essex Girls[^]!

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                    Duncan Edwards Jones wrote:

                    The most embarrassing is the (thankfully now quite rare) Rover 75.

                    Oh, I dunno. There is: Every song by Garry Glitter. Any band signed to Simon Cowell. Nick Griffin The Robin Reliant The Austin Allegro The Morris Marina

                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                    Morris dancers. Really, just them.

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                    • C Chris Quinn

                      You've obviously not heard of Essex Girls[^]!

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                      True, the northern border does actually go north west, south-eat. It follows the old Dane Geld line by the looks of it.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Duncan Edwards Jones wrote:

                        The most embarrassing is the (thankfully now quite rare) Rover 75.

                        Oh, I dunno. There is: Every song by Garry Glitter. Any band signed to Simon Cowell. Nick Griffin The Robin Reliant The Austin Allegro The Morris Marina

                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                        Nick Griffin (or his paternal line ancestor) is not English - he is of immigrant stock from Co Kerry, Ireland.

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                        • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                          Nick Griffin (or his paternal line ancestor) is not English - he is of immigrant stock from Co Kerry, Ireland.

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                          Then why hasn't he tried to deport himself back? I'd happily chip in for a one-way ticket...

                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • M Munchies_Matt

                            Morris dancers. Really, just them.

                            Sign a petition calling for the boycott of Israel until it returns to its legal 1967 borders.

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                            Munchies_Matt wrote:

                            Morris dancers

                            ...and not a one of 'em is circumcised...

                            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                              Nick Griffin (or his paternal line ancestor) is not English - he is of immigrant stock from Co Kerry, Ireland.

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                              WiganLatics
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                              Well he is an arcane old relic. Presumably he still believes Ireland is part of Britain. ;P Also 'indigenous Britain' is a very fuzzy term. He can twist it to mean whatever is appropriate for the context.

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                                Munchies_Matt wrote:

                                Morris dancers

                                ...and not a one of 'em is circumcised...

                                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                Munchies_Matt
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                                You been reading in SB1.0? :)

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                                  You been reading in SB1.0? :)

                                  Sign a petition calling for the boycott of Israel until it returns to its legal 1967 borders.

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  Nope - I'm not a member (and don't think I want to be)

                                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    Nope - I'm not a member (and don't think I want to be)

                                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                    Odd, I don't know what makes you mention it then, since I posted about more Israelis dying of circumcision than Hamas rockets in there.

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                                      Odd, I don't know what makes you mention it then, since I posted about more Israelis dying of circumcision than Hamas rockets in there.

                                      Sign a petition calling for the boycott of Israel until it returns to its legal 1967 borders.

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      Because it's on the Morris Dancer application form: "Are you circumcised?" Answering "Yes" is an automatic rejection, because you have to be a complete pr*ck to be a Morris Dancer.

                                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                      • M Munchies_Matt

                                        True, the northern border does actually go north west, south-eat. It follows the old Dane Geld line by the looks of it.

                                        Sign a petition calling for the boycott of Israel until it returns to its legal 1967 borders.

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                                        Chris Quinn
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                                        Cardiff [^]has its fair share too!

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                                          Because it's on the Morris Dancer application form: "Are you circumcised?" Answering "Yes" is an automatic rejection, because you have to be a complete pr*ck to be a Morris Dancer.

                                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                          Munchies_Matt
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                                          Ah, now I get it, where is the snare and symbol for the boom tcha! :)

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