Humourous article in the Bild about British tourists
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Munchies_Matt wrote:
three British girls ... all a god 20 kilos overweight.
And why do these ladies insist on getting drunk and singing "Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" at karaoke? X|
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
You forgot the last word.. Doncha! :laugh:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
You forgot the last word.. Doncha! :laugh:
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
I'm normally running away too fast to hear that one! ;)
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As a Brit, the behaviour of some of my compatriots "out foreign" is the second most embarrassing thing I feel. The most embarrassing is the (thankfully now quite rare) Rover 75.
Duncan Edwards Jones wrote:
The most embarrassing is the (thankfully now quite rare) Rover 75.
Oh, I dunno. There is: Every song by Garry Glitter. Any band signed to Simon Cowell. Nick Griffin The Robin Reliant The Austin Allegro The Morris Marina
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/germany/11003030/German-tourists-arrogant-boring-and-nude.html[^] http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/germany/11003030/German-tourists-arrogant-boring-and-nude.html[^] 'Fat, drunk and sunburnt'. Unfortunately, the Germans are right, that's exactly what the British are like on holiday. I saw three British girls, skirts up, knickers down, bent over with their butts pressed up against the inside of a huge bar window facing right onto the street, at 3 in the afternoon, in Turkey. It wasn't a pretty sight, particularly as they were all a god 20 kilos overweight. :omg: (Well, I say British, lets narrow that down to Northern British.)
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You've obviously not heard of Essex Girls[^]!
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote:
The most embarrassing is the (thankfully now quite rare) Rover 75.
Oh, I dunno. There is: Every song by Garry Glitter. Any band signed to Simon Cowell. Nick Griffin The Robin Reliant The Austin Allegro The Morris Marina
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
Morris dancers. Really, just them.
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You've obviously not heard of Essex Girls[^]!
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True, the northern border does actually go north west, south-eat. It follows the old Dane Geld line by the looks of it.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote:
The most embarrassing is the (thankfully now quite rare) Rover 75.
Oh, I dunno. There is: Every song by Garry Glitter. Any band signed to Simon Cowell. Nick Griffin The Robin Reliant The Austin Allegro The Morris Marina
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
Nick Griffin (or his paternal line ancestor) is not English - he is of immigrant stock from Co Kerry, Ireland.
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Nick Griffin (or his paternal line ancestor) is not English - he is of immigrant stock from Co Kerry, Ireland.
Then why hasn't he tried to deport himself back? I'd happily chip in for a one-way ticket...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Morris dancers. Really, just them.
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Munchies_Matt wrote:
Morris dancers
...and not a one of 'em is circumcised...
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Nick Griffin (or his paternal line ancestor) is not English - he is of immigrant stock from Co Kerry, Ireland.
Well he is an arcane old relic. Presumably he still believes Ireland is part of Britain. ;P Also 'indigenous Britain' is a very fuzzy term. He can twist it to mean whatever is appropriate for the context.
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Munchies_Matt wrote:
Morris dancers
...and not a one of 'em is circumcised...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
You been reading in SB1.0? :)
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You been reading in SB1.0? :)
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Nope - I'm not a member (and don't think I want to be)
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Nope - I'm not a member (and don't think I want to be)
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Odd, I don't know what makes you mention it then, since I posted about more Israelis dying of circumcision than Hamas rockets in there.
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Odd, I don't know what makes you mention it then, since I posted about more Israelis dying of circumcision than Hamas rockets in there.
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Because it's on the Morris Dancer application form: "Are you circumcised?" Answering "Yes" is an automatic rejection, because you have to be a complete pr*ck to be a Morris Dancer.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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True, the northern border does actually go north west, south-eat. It follows the old Dane Geld line by the looks of it.
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Because it's on the Morris Dancer application form: "Are you circumcised?" Answering "Yes" is an automatic rejection, because you have to be a complete pr*ck to be a Morris Dancer.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
Ah, now I get it, where is the snare and symbol for the boom tcha! :)
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Yeah? Oddly it is fairly missing in Devon, this kind of behaviour. I always thought it was a north south thing. Perhaps not.
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As a Brit, the behaviour of some of my compatriots "out foreign" is the second most embarrassing thing I feel. The most embarrassing is the (thankfully now quite rare) Rover 75.
Duncan Edwards Jones wrote:
Rover 75.
You must be too young to remember the Austin Allegro[^], or the Morris Marina[^].
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Ah, now I get it, where is the snare and symbol for the boom tcha! :)
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I'm here all week folks! :laugh:
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote:
Rover 75.
You must be too young to remember the Austin Allegro[^], or the Morris Marina[^].
No - my teachers drove them ;-) The thing is that back in the 70s/early 80s all cars were pretty bad. By the time the Rover 75 came along the rest of the world had moved out of that phase.
