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  • J Jason Cardoza

    If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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    PIEBALDconsult
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    ... they'd clean themselves.

    You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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    • J Jason Cardoza

      If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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      Chris Losinger
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      something something mice

      image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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      • P PIEBALDconsult

        ... they'd clean themselves.

        You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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        Jealous, are we? :-D Soren Madsen

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          Jealous, are we? :-D Soren Madsen

          "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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          "...give him a biscuit, and he might let you." The old ones are the best! :laugh:

          You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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          • J Jason Cardoza

            If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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            Duncan Edwards Jones
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            Also the famous big ball of cats[^] architecture pattern.

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            • J Jason Cardoza

              If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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              Roger Wright
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              They'd be a lot more manageable.

              Will Rogers never met me.

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                They'd be a lot more manageable.

                Will Rogers never met me.

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                Duncan Edwards Jones
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                meeeow!

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                • J Jason Cardoza

                  If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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                  Abhinav S
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                  Jason Cardoza wrote:

                  If programmers were cats…

                  There would be no mice? Sorry. Couldn't resist. ;P

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                  • J Jason Cardoza

                    If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    I thought that we'd already established that programmers are cats -- because there are precious few chicks interested in the job.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      They'd be a lot more manageable.

                      Will Rogers never met me.

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                      Which is why burlap bags were created.

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                        Which is why burlap bags were created.

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                        Roger Wright
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                        We need big sacks for most programmers, though, and more rocks.

                        Will Rogers never met me.

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                        • J Jason Cardoza

                          If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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                          Steve Mayfield
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                          code would be purrrrfect :-D

                          Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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