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  • J Jason Cardoza

    If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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    Chris Losinger
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    something something mice

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    • P PIEBALDconsult

      ... they'd clean themselves.

      You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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      SoMad
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      Jealous, are we? :-D Soren Madsen

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        Jealous, are we? :-D Soren Madsen

        "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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        "...give him a biscuit, and he might let you." The old ones are the best! :laugh:

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        • J Jason Cardoza

          If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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          Duncan Edwards Jones
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          Also the famous big ball of cats[^] architecture pattern.

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          • J Jason Cardoza

            If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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            Roger Wright
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            They'd be a lot more manageable.

            Will Rogers never met me.

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            • R Roger Wright

              They'd be a lot more manageable.

              Will Rogers never met me.

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              Duncan Edwards Jones
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              meeeow!

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              • J Jason Cardoza

                If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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                Abhinav S
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                Jason Cardoza wrote:

                If programmers were cats…

                There would be no mice? Sorry. Couldn't resist. ;P

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                • J Jason Cardoza

                  If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  I thought that we'd already established that programmers are cats -- because there are precious few chicks interested in the job.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • R Roger Wright

                    They'd be a lot more manageable.

                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                    PIEBALDconsult
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                    Which is why burlap bags were created.

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                    • P PIEBALDconsult

                      Which is why burlap bags were created.

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                      Roger Wright
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                      We need big sacks for most programmers, though, and more rocks.

                      Will Rogers never met me.

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                      • J Jason Cardoza

                        If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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                        Steve Mayfield
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                        code would be purrrrfect :-D

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