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If programmers were cats…

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  • P PIEBALDconsult

    ... they'd clean themselves.

    You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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    SoMad
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    Jealous, are we? :-D Soren Madsen

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      Jealous, are we? :-D Soren Madsen

      "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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      OriginalGriff
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      "...give him a biscuit, and he might let you." The old ones are the best! :laugh:

      You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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      • J Jason Cardoza

        If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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        Duncan Edwards Jones
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        Also the famous big ball of cats[^] architecture pattern.

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        • J Jason Cardoza

          If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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          Roger Wright
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          They'd be a lot more manageable.

          Will Rogers never met me.

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            They'd be a lot more manageable.

            Will Rogers never met me.

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            Duncan Edwards Jones
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            meeeow!

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            • J Jason Cardoza

              If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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              Abhinav S
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              Jason Cardoza wrote:

              If programmers were cats…

              There would be no mice? Sorry. Couldn't resist. ;P

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              • J Jason Cardoza

                If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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                Mark_Wallace
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                I thought that we'd already established that programmers are cats -- because there are precious few chicks interested in the job.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • R Roger Wright

                  They'd be a lot more manageable.

                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                  PIEBALDconsult
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                  Which is why burlap bags were created.

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                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                    Which is why burlap bags were created.

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                    Roger Wright
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                    We need big sacks for most programmers, though, and more rocks.

                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                    • J Jason Cardoza

                      If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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                      Steve Mayfield
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                      code would be purrrrfect :-D

                      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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