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  • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

    I hope your typing will be better than OP's after your first stroke! X|

    "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

    Ron White, Comedian

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Now, now. No need for aggression. None of us would wish what happened on anyone, but a little humour in a bad situation is a good thing.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

      CQ de W5ALT

      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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      Get well soon Walt! You may find you're a changed man when you get out of hospital, but an Applesauce diet will do that to anyone. We refer to them as "Physioterrorists" here, given that they failed the aptitude test to become dentists, being too viscous and sadistic...

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        Oh wow. This is yet another case of 2014 really sucks as a year. Do you know what type of stroke it was? I hope that I'm reading it right that the dog stayed by your side the whole time. That's very touching, and yet another reason to love dogs. Good luck with your rehabilitation.

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        He was actually waiting for Walt to lose consciousness so that he could eat him. * too soon *

        ~RaGE();

        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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        • D Dr Walt Fair PE

          i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

          CQ de W5ALT

          Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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          Rage
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          Walt, this is terrible news. I hope you recover well and soon.

          ~RaGE();

          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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          • D Dr Walt Fair PE

            i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

            CQ de W5ALT

            Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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            Lost User
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            May I add my voice to the avalanche of goodwill coming your way Walt and wish you a speedy recovery.

            Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

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            • D Dr Walt Fair PE

              i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

              CQ de W5ALT

              Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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              Lost User
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              Very sorry to hear the news Walt, please may I add my very best wishes for a speedy recovery.

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              • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                CQ de W5ALT

                Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                JimmyRopes
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                Sorry to hear this Walt. My best wishes to your speedy recovery and your family's welfare. :rose:

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                I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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                • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                  i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                  CQ de W5ALT

                  Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                  chriselst
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                  I know a dog that did the same for someone a few weeks ago, although strangely I don't know the person, just the dog. I'm sure if you had a cat it would have cleared off immediately, unless you were lying across the catflap in which case it would have had a quick attempt to roll you out of the way before starting to eat you. I think the way you have shown such determination to get on Code Project and rant about the hospital can only be a good sign. My very best wished for your swift and complete recovery.

                  Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                  • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                    i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                    CQ de W5ALT

                    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                    Garth J Lancaster
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                    man that sucks big time Walt - hang in there - I know everyone seems out to torture you, but dude, the more you can get muscles moving and do things, the better the recovery will be - get frustrated, get angry, but use that anger to motivate yourself and don't become a victim 'g'

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                    • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                      i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                      CQ de W5ALT

                      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                      Sundance Kid
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                      sorry to hear about the stroke Walt. Keep strong!

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                      • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                        i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                        CQ de W5ALT

                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                        Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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                        Walt, keep it tight! Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!

                        I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

                        תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!

                        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

                        "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                        • M Mark_Wallace

                          Now, now. No need for aggression. None of us would wish what happened on anyone, but a little humour in a bad situation is a good thing.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                          Mark_Wallace wrote:

                          No need for aggression.

                          Where do you see aggression in my post? I'm more concerned how others find it appropriate to make jokes about that. You don't have any problems with that, Wimpy, or do you? X|

                          "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                          Ron White, Comedian

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                          • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                            Walt, keep it tight! Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!

                            I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

                            תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!

                            Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

                            Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!

                            I hate to say it, but that's rather ungrateful isn't it?

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

                              Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!

                              I hate to say it, but that's rather ungrateful isn't it?

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                              Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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                              But feels good...

                              I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

                              תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!

                              Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

                              "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                              • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                                i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                                CQ de W5ALT

                                Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                Get better! :rose: Hope your sponge bath nurse is an attractive woman. :D

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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  Oh wow. This is yet another case of 2014 really sucks as a year. Do you know what type of stroke it was? I hope that I'm reading it right that the dog stayed by your side the whole time. That's very touching, and yet another reason to love dogs. Good luck with your rehabilitation.

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                                  Slacker007
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                                  Well said, Pete.

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                                  • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                                    i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

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                                    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                    Corporal Agarn
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                                    Sorry to hear. Hope you mend fast.:rose: Went to the ER yesterday with chest pains, but was cleared of heart problems.

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                                      Dave, is that you?

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                                      Nish Nishant
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                                      d@nish wrote:

                                      Dave, is that you?

                                      Dude! A touch inappropriate, don't you think? :~

                                      Regards, Nish


                                      Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                      • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                                        i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                                        CQ de W5ALT

                                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                        Nish Nishant
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                                        Wow, sorry to hear that. Hope you recover fast!

                                        Regards, Nish


                                        Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                        • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                                          i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                                          CQ de W5ALT

                                          Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                          Keith Barrow
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                                          God, that's just awful. Hope you get better soon.

                                          Alberto Brandolini:

                                          The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

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