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  • D Dr Walt Fair PE

    i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

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    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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    Garth J Lancaster
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    man that sucks big time Walt - hang in there - I know everyone seems out to torture you, but dude, the more you can get muscles moving and do things, the better the recovery will be - get frustrated, get angry, but use that anger to motivate yourself and don't become a victim 'g'

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    • D Dr Walt Fair PE

      i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

      CQ de W5ALT

      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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      Sundance Kid
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      sorry to hear about the stroke Walt. Keep strong!

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      • D Dr Walt Fair PE

        i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

        CQ de W5ALT

        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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        Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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        Walt, keep it tight! Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!

        I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

        תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!

        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

        "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          Now, now. No need for aggression. None of us would wish what happened on anyone, but a little humour in a bad situation is a good thing.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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          Mark_Wallace wrote:

          No need for aggression.

          Where do you see aggression in my post? I'm more concerned how others find it appropriate to make jokes about that. You don't have any problems with that, Wimpy, or do you? X|

          "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

          Ron White, Comedian

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          • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

            Walt, keep it tight! Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!

            I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

            תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!

            Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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            Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

            Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!

            I hate to say it, but that's rather ungrateful isn't it?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

              Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!

              I hate to say it, but that's rather ungrateful isn't it?

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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              But feels good...

              I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

              תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!

              Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

              "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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              • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                CQ de W5ALT

                Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                Get better! :rose: Hope your sponge bath nurse is an attractive woman. :D

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  Oh wow. This is yet another case of 2014 really sucks as a year. Do you know what type of stroke it was? I hope that I'm reading it right that the dog stayed by your side the whole time. That's very touching, and yet another reason to love dogs. Good luck with your rehabilitation.

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                  Slacker007
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                  Well said, Pete.

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                  • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                    i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                    CQ de W5ALT

                    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                    Corporal Agarn
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                    Sorry to hear. Hope you mend fast.:rose: Went to the ER yesterday with chest pains, but was cleared of heart problems.

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                    • D dan sh

                      Dave, is that you?

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                      Nish Nishant
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                      d@nish wrote:

                      Dave, is that you?

                      Dude! A touch inappropriate, don't you think? :~

                      Regards, Nish


                      Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                      • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                        i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                        CQ de W5ALT

                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                        Nish Nishant
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                        Wow, sorry to hear that. Hope you recover fast!

                        Regards, Nish


                        Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                        • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                          i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                          CQ de W5ALT

                          Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                          Keith Barrow
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                          God, that's just awful. Hope you get better soon.

                          Alberto Brandolini:

                          The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

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                          • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                            i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                            CQ de W5ALT

                            Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                            GuyThiebaut
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                            I wish you a speedy recovery and hope that you are getting all the support you need.

                            “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

                            ― Christopher Hitchens

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                            • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                              i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                              CQ de W5ALT

                              Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                              jeron1
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                              Yikes, strokes are very scary things, hope your situation improves very soon!

                              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

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                              • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                                i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.

                                CQ de W5ALT

                                Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                Brisingr Aerowing
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                                Get well soon!

                                What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? --- The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

                                  Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!

                                  I hate to say it, but that's rather ungrateful isn't it?

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Add a space into Therapist and you'll realise they ain't that nice!

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                                    Add a space into Therapist and you'll realise they ain't that nice!

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    Ah: TheRapistFinder . com!

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                    • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                                      Mark_Wallace wrote:

                                      No need for aggression.

                                      Where do you see aggression in my post? I'm more concerned how others find it appropriate to make jokes about that. You don't have any problems with that, Wimpy, or do you? X|

                                      "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                                      Ron White, Comedian

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      Nah, totally non-aggressive. Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Ah: TheRapistFinder . com!

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        When I was something like 10, we got a cartoon book. One picture had an irate medic shouting at a sign writer "It's one word you fool!"

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                                        • M Mark_Wallace

                                          Nah, totally non-aggressive. Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                                          Mark_Wallace wrote:

                                          Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.

                                          You are right of course. Thanks for reminding me to be more considerate! Cheers!

                                          "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                                          Ron White, Comedian

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