life has a tited sen of humo
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!
I hate to say it, but that's rather ungrateful isn't it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
But feels good...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Oh wow. This is yet another case of 2014 really sucks as a year. Do you know what type of stroke it was? I hope that I'm reading it right that the dog stayed by your side the whole time. That's very touching, and yet another reason to love dogs. Good luck with your rehabilitation.
Well said, Pete.
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Sorry to hear. Hope you mend fast.:rose: Went to the ER yesterday with chest pains, but was cleared of heart problems.
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d@nish wrote:
Dave, is that you?
Dude! A touch inappropriate, don't you think? :~
Regards, Nish
Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
God, that's just awful. Hope you get better soon.
Alberto Brandolini:
The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
I wish you a speedy recovery and hope that you are getting all the support you need.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Yikes, strokes are very scary things, hope your situation improves very soon!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Get well soon!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? --- The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!
I hate to say it, but that's rather ungrateful isn't it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Add a space into Therapist and you'll realise they ain't that nice!
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Add a space into Therapist and you'll realise they ain't that nice!
Ah: TheRapistFinder . com!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
No need for aggression.
Where do you see aggression in my post? I'm more concerned how others find it appropriate to make jokes about that. You don't have any problems with that, Wimpy, or do you? X|
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
Nah, totally non-aggressive. Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ah: TheRapistFinder . com!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
When I was something like 10, we got a cartoon book. One picture had an irate medic shouting at a sign writer "It's one word you fool!"
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Nah, totally non-aggressive. Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
You are right of course. Thanks for reminding me to be more considerate! Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
You are right of course. Thanks for reminding me to be more considerate! Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
:thumbsup:
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Best of luck, Walt. I understand what you're going through; my wife had a stroke about six weeks ago. Like you, the parts of her brain responsible for language were hit hard. For someone with a master's degree in English and a profound social media addiction, this has been really... frustrating. She's made good progress though, and has recovered a lot of her language skills.
Software Zen:
delete this;
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
That sucks, Walt! I wish you a speedy recovery, and revenge upon the therapists when you're able. ;)
Will Rogers never met me.
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Wishing you a speedy and complete recovery, Walt! :thumbsup: /ravi
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