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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Sorry to hear. Hope you mend fast.:rose: Went to the ER yesterday with chest pains, but was cleared of heart problems.
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d@nish wrote:
Dave, is that you?
Dude! A touch inappropriate, don't you think? :~
Regards, Nish
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
God, that's just awful. Hope you get better soon.
Alberto Brandolini:
The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
I wish you a speedy recovery and hope that you are getting all the support you need.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Yikes, strokes are very scary things, hope your situation improves very soon!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Get well soon!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? --- The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!
I hate to say it, but that's rather ungrateful isn't it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Add a space into Therapist and you'll realise they ain't that nice!
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Add a space into Therapist and you'll realise they ain't that nice!
Ah: TheRapistFinder . com!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
No need for aggression.
Where do you see aggression in my post? I'm more concerned how others find it appropriate to make jokes about that. You don't have any problems with that, Wimpy, or do you? X|
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
Nah, totally non-aggressive. Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ah: TheRapistFinder . com!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
When I was something like 10, we got a cartoon book. One picture had an irate medic shouting at a sign writer "It's one word you fool!"
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Nah, totally non-aggressive. Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
You are right of course. Thanks for reminding me to be more considerate! Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
You are right of course. Thanks for reminding me to be more considerate! Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
:thumbsup:
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Best of luck, Walt. I understand what you're going through; my wife had a stroke about six weeks ago. Like you, the parts of her brain responsible for language were hit hard. For someone with a master's degree in English and a profound social media addiction, this has been really... frustrating. She's made good progress though, and has recovered a lot of her language skills.
Software Zen:
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
That sucks, Walt! I wish you a speedy recovery, and revenge upon the therapists when you're able. ;)
Will Rogers never met me.
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Wishing you a speedy and complete recovery, Walt! :thumbsup: /ravi
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
So many typo's and no one to correct you, then you know shit is serious! Good luck to you and your family. Get well soon. And get your cold glass of water soon too. At least you can add another runtime error to your repertoire...
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Yeah, I've had good looking women with their hands in my pants several times a day, but it's not veryb exciting ewhen all they wantb to do is change your diaper. the highlight of each day is whether or not I ppooped and even better if I made it to the toilrt.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
THanks for all the good wishes. I'm transferring to a rehab facility tomorrow and should be able to start back working again. Still not walking onb my own yet, so more therapy in store. The doctors say my mi8nd is OK, though, dso I'll survive and get back to being a pain in the Arse gain soon.Yestwerdaty I got a day pass so I went home for awhile.Then my wife wanted to go to the mall, so I went with her in my wheelchair, THere is a Microsoft store there, so I went to get the Surfacwe3 Pro I wanted Surface3Pro I had' planned to get.My wife spotted a remote control car with a camera and said " Too bad it won't fly." The sales guy said "No problem.", so I left with aSurface3 Pro 256 GB I7 and a Parrot, Rollng Spider MiniDrone. That should keep me busy for a while!I I thinkI'll keep that wife. Walt
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
