life has a tited sen of humo
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
I know a dog that did the same for someone a few weeks ago, although strangely I don't know the person, just the dog. I'm sure if you had a cat it would have cleared off immediately, unless you were lying across the catflap in which case it would have had a quick attempt to roll you out of the way before starting to eat you. I think the way you have shown such determination to get on Code Project and rant about the hospital can only be a good sign. My very best wished for your swift and complete recovery.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
man that sucks big time Walt - hang in there - I know everyone seems out to torture you, but dude, the more you can get muscles moving and do things, the better the recovery will be - get frustrated, get angry, but use that anger to motivate yourself and don't become a victim 'g'
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
sorry to hear about the stroke Walt. Keep strong!
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Walt, keep it tight! Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Now, now. No need for aggression. None of us would wish what happened on anyone, but a little humour in a bad situation is a good thing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
No need for aggression.
Where do you see aggression in my post? I'm more concerned how others find it appropriate to make jokes about that. You don't have any problems with that, Wimpy, or do you? X|
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Walt, keep it tight! Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!
I hate to say it, but that's rather ungrateful isn't it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!
I hate to say it, but that's rather ungrateful isn't it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
But feels good...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Oh wow. This is yet another case of 2014 really sucks as a year. Do you know what type of stroke it was? I hope that I'm reading it right that the dog stayed by your side the whole time. That's very touching, and yet another reason to love dogs. Good luck with your rehabilitation.
Well said, Pete.
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Sorry to hear. Hope you mend fast.:rose: Went to the ER yesterday with chest pains, but was cleared of heart problems.
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d@nish wrote:
Dave, is that you?
Dude! A touch inappropriate, don't you think? :~
Regards, Nish
Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
God, that's just awful. Hope you get better soon.
Alberto Brandolini:
The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
I wish you a speedy recovery and hope that you are getting all the support you need.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Yikes, strokes are very scary things, hope your situation improves very soon!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED: I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY. THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer. phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Get well soon!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? --- The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
Let them fix you - it will be much more easier to kill them after that!
I hate to say it, but that's rather ungrateful isn't it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Add a space into Therapist and you'll realise they ain't that nice!
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Add a space into Therapist and you'll realise they ain't that nice!
Ah: TheRapistFinder . com!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
No need for aggression.
Where do you see aggression in my post? I'm more concerned how others find it appropriate to make jokes about that. You don't have any problems with that, Wimpy, or do you? X|
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
Nah, totally non-aggressive. Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ah: TheRapistFinder . com!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
When I was something like 10, we got a cartoon book. One picture had an irate medic shouting at a sign writer "It's one word you fool!"
