Five Rules to Remember in Life
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
#3 so funny and it's true. :)
Wonde Tadesse
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Four hours? :wtf: WTF are those bolts made of?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Diamond. :-D That is why it took 4 hours with even a drill with tungsten carbide tip. That also explains why he paid so much for his car.
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Vivic wrote:
1 Forgive your enemy nut
Yes, those damned brazils just live to make my life hell.
Reminds me of my signature. :-D
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
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chriselst wrote:
which I'm fairly sure is not a food but something to be used in building walls flushed.
FTFY! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
which I'm fairly sure is not a food but something to be used in building walls flushed.
May the gods have mercy on the sewerage system.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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:) oh yes, that combination again. I once knew a German fella that poured fruit juice over his cereal and had a glass of milk at the same time.
I often pour fruit juice over my cereal.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Excuse me. I eat all my cereal dry. I particularly like crushed up (to a powder) Weetabix mixed with a couple of spoonfuls of sugar. :)
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I much prefer dryer cereal to the toxic sludge produced by milk, and I also happen to like dry Weetabix with sugar, but for practical reasons I normally lubricate it just a little, with yoghurt. It doesn't soak in and make soggy.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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6. On entering employment, remember that it doesn't say anywhere in your contract that your job will be easy or fair.
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:~ I've just entered employment.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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The whole idea that is it supposed to be funny to shot people "just because".
I'd rather be phishing!
Thanks. Now I know I must keep any jokes I make here on CP squeaky clean and politically correct.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
I prefer my ('borrowed/enhanced' version of #4) ... 4) Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for/at anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs(*) (*) seems to be attributed to Patricia Briggs/Walter Winchell
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
6. A friend in need is a pest.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Four hours? :wtf: WTF are those bolts made of?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
Vivic wrote:
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
I need to agree with @OriginalGriff. Milk is very potent stuff! Could you remember your first years suckling on your mother's milk? :suss:
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
In Russian there is the phrase like your p.2. Here is it in my translation (don't bit the pianist...): "Money doesn't create the happiness, but helps to suffer it's absence".
My English is permanently under construction. Be patient !!
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Vivic wrote:
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Yes it does! Have you ever tried to eat dry Weetabix? :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Weetabix is made in the town where I live - Burton Latimer in Northamptonshire :)
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Weetabix is made in the town where I live - Burton Latimer in Northamptonshire :)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
Small world Dominic! I drive past the factory on the way to work. Smells amazing :)
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It's at the menders having a wheel reattached, after they found the axle had broken. And it's only an A-class, not the Beast that Dave Auld storms around in! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
Alternately, we have the following two rules, first propounded by anarchist theorist Mikhail Bakunin:
- There are no rules.
- Rule #1 is not binding.
I observe those rules scrupulously.
(This message is programming you in ways you cannot detect. Be afraid.)
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4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. :thumbsdown:
I'd rather be phishing!
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
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Small world Dominic! I drive past the factory on the way to work. Smells amazing :)
Where about do you live / work Carl? I live in Burton Latimer and work for a company called Marval who are situated between Kettering and Rothwell. They're a software company that provide ITIL / IT Service Management software and services. And yes the factory certainly smells great :)
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