Five Rules to Remember in Life
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The whole idea that is it supposed to be funny to shot people "just because".
I'd rather be phishing!
Thanks. Now I know I must keep any jokes I make here on CP squeaky clean and politically correct.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
I prefer my ('borrowed/enhanced' version of #4) ... 4) Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for/at anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs(*) (*) seems to be attributed to Patricia Briggs/Walter Winchell
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
6. A friend in need is a pest.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Four hours? :wtf: WTF are those bolts made of?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
Vivic wrote:
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
I need to agree with @OriginalGriff. Milk is very potent stuff! Could you remember your first years suckling on your mother's milk? :suss:
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
In Russian there is the phrase like your p.2. Here is it in my translation (don't bit the pianist...): "Money doesn't create the happiness, but helps to suffer it's absence".
My English is permanently under construction. Be patient !!
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Vivic wrote:
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Yes it does! Have you ever tried to eat dry Weetabix? :laugh:
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Weetabix is made in the town where I live - Burton Latimer in Northamptonshire :)
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Weetabix is made in the town where I live - Burton Latimer in Northamptonshire :)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
Small world Dominic! I drive past the factory on the way to work. Smells amazing :)
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It's at the menders having a wheel reattached, after they found the axle had broken. And it's only an A-class, not the Beast that Dave Auld storms around in! :laugh:
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
Alternately, we have the following two rules, first propounded by anarchist theorist Mikhail Bakunin:
- There are no rules.
- Rule #1 is not binding.
I observe those rules scrupulously.
(This message is programming you in ways you cannot detect. Be afraid.)
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4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. :thumbsdown:
I'd rather be phishing!
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
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Small world Dominic! I drive past the factory on the way to work. Smells amazing :)
Where about do you live / work Carl? I live in Burton Latimer and work for a company called Marval who are situated between Kettering and Rothwell. They're a software company that provide ITIL / IT Service Management software and services. And yes the factory certainly smells great :)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
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Where about do you live / work Carl? I live in Burton Latimer and work for a company called Marval who are situated between Kettering and Rothwell. They're a software company that provide ITIL / IT Service Management software and services. And yes the factory certainly smells great :)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
I live in Broughton and work in Oundle, so I drive on the A14. My sister used to leave in Burton Latimer so I know it fairly well. It's an even smaller world than I first thought; I used to work for Marval! You're probably fixing my bugs as I type. Heh, good luck maintaining that SLA code ;) Say hi to everyone from me :)
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It's at the menders having a wheel reattached, after they found the axle had broken. And it's only an A-class, not the Beast that Dave Auld storms around in! :laugh:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
And it's only an A-class
FTFY for Brazilian readers. Here it's an all around awesomenes. I gave up buying an apartment to get one :rolleyes:
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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I live in Broughton and work in Oundle, so I drive on the A14. My sister used to leave in Burton Latimer so I know it fairly well. It's an even smaller world than I first thought; I used to work for Marval! You're probably fixing my bugs as I type. Heh, good luck maintaining that SLA code ;) Say hi to everyone from me :)
I drove through Broughton this morning as I'm trying to avoid the roadworks on the A14. What are you up to in Oundle? I cycle through their regularly on my weekend rides. P.S. Harshada says hello :)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
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OriginalGriff wrote:
And it's only an A-class
FTFY for Brazilian readers. Here it's an all around awesomenes. I gave up buying an apartment to get one :rolleyes:
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
Fabio Franco wrote:
Here it's an all around awesomenes
Only compared to the VW Beetle! :laugh: (Is Brazil still making that?)
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I drove through Broughton this morning as I'm trying to avoid the roadworks on the A14. What are you up to in Oundle? I cycle through their regularly on my weekend rides. P.S. Harshada says hello :)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
Ha, good luck avoiding those roadworks :) I work at United Learning (a school group) in Oundle. It's a nice part of the world Oundle, some nice cycle routes I can imagine. There's a guy here who commutes from Wellingborough by cycle. Hi back to Harshada :)
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Ha, good luck avoiding those roadworks :) I work at United Learning (a school group) in Oundle. It's a nice part of the world Oundle, some nice cycle routes I can imagine. There's a guy here who commutes from Wellingborough by cycle. Hi back to Harshada :)
A job agency sent me a job spec for a role at United Learning a few months ago. Looks like a nice place to work. A small world indeed Carl :)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
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Fabio Franco wrote:
Here it's an all around awesomenes
Only compared to the VW Beetle! :laugh: (Is Brazil still making that?)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
:laugh: No, but we still see a lot of them on the streets though. Plus we do have brand New Beetles[^]. I imagine you have them up ther too.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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I knew someone that ate them dry, spread with butter and jam. (He may have been a Scot!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
