Black Widow

OriginalGriff

Can't do that, it'll cause riots in the US every time they see a spider on TV...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Lost User

"Average Guy"? :cool:

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

OriginalGriff

Hah! Herself has never once killed me after mating. She's tried a few times, but I'm waaay to quick for her...

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BillWoodruff

In Black Widow society, a male about to copulate and die is referred to as "Mr. Happy," because, I am told, the orgasm is not only a quick death, but lasts for eternity. Compare that bliss to the sad fate of males of other so-called "higher" species, who, as the learned Galen comments: "post coitum omne animal triste est, sive gallus et mulier."

«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?

Rob Philpott

Pub question: If you were the male variety of the Black Widow spider and knew beforehand that getting your leg over would very likely culminate in being digested alive, would you still do it? Most common answer seems to be, yeah, probably.

Regards, Rob Philpott.

chriselst

codejet wrote:

I'm just wondering what the male is called,

Latrodectus mactans

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Lost User

OriginalGriff wrote:

but I'm waaay to quick for her..

Yeah no more than 2 minutes so I hear.

Lost User

I'd pretend I was in to Bondage and insist on tying them up first. I mean they create webs FFS why hasn't one of them thought of this already?

RUs123

Well if I were to project Black Widows to humans - i.e. add the rational side as opposed to just biological reproduction, I am very sure that you could find people that would say no. I would probably go for no as I don't yet see the need to reproduce other than it being fun and I have other activities to keep me busy. The premise of death would also negate my interest greatly. Because we humans do have fun activities that could result in our death and we don't necessarily do it. But at some point in my life I would want to prolong our species even if that means death as death in itself is inevitable anyway.

Rob Philpott

Spiders are stoopid.

Regards, Rob Philpott.

OriginalGriff

You wound me sir! Wound me. :((

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den2k88

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but I'm waaay to quick for her...

Then we have a motive :laugh:

Lost User

:thumbsup: Same joke as mine, better delivery.

OriginalGriff

I thought so...

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Nagy Vilmos

Lunch

den2k88

Actually you are to be held responsible of my joke :-D :beer:

codejet

I think "idiot" would be more appropriate/

Jeremy Falcon

Oh, if spiders only had porn, that would solve all their problems.

Jeremy Falcon

Slacker007

OriginalGriff wrote:

Can't do that, it'll cause riots in the US every time they see a spider on TV...

So true. You hurt my feelings. Well, gotta riot now. You looked at me funny. Well, gotta burn your store down now. Rioting and looting is the new social pastime of America, and maybe the world (if it catches on).