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  • L Lost User

    I'd pretend I was in to Bondage and insist on tying them up first. I mean they create webs FFS why hasn't one of them thought of this already?

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    Rob Philpott
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    Spiders are stoopid.

    Regards, Rob Philpott.

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    • L Lost User

      OriginalGriff wrote:

      but I'm waaay to quick for her..

      Yeah no more than 2 minutes so I hear.

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      OriginalGriff
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      You wound me sir! Wound me. :((

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Hah! Herself has never once killed me after mating. She's tried a few times, but I'm waaay to quick for her...

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        den2k88
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        but I'm waaay to quick for her...

        Then we have a motive :laugh:

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        • D den2k88

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          but I'm waaay to quick for her...

          Then we have a motive :laugh:

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          Lost User
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          :thumbsup: Same joke as mine, better delivery.

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          • L Lost User

            :thumbsup: Same joke as mine, better delivery.

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            OriginalGriff
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            I thought so...

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • C codejet

              Most of you should know of a species of spider called the black widow because the female kills the male after mating. I'm just wondering what the male is called, it cant be black widow its the the victim. My suggestion would be "black victim".

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Lunch

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              • L Lost User

                :thumbsup: Same joke as mine, better delivery.

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                den2k88
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                Actually you are to be held responsible of my joke :-D :beer:

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Lunch

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                  codejet
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                  I think "idiot" would be more appropriate/

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                  • R Rob Philpott

                    Pub question: If you were the male variety of the Black Widow spider and knew beforehand that getting your leg over would very likely culminate in being digested alive, would you still do it? Most common answer seems to be, yeah, probably.

                    Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                    Jeremy Falcon
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                    Oh, if spiders only had porn, that would solve all their problems.

                    Jeremy Falcon

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Can't do that, it'll cause riots in the US every time they see a spider on TV...

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Slacker007
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                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      Can't do that, it'll cause riots in the US every time they see a spider on TV...

                      So true. You hurt my feelings. Well, gotta riot now. You looked at me funny. Well, gotta burn your store down now. Rioting and looting is the new social pastime of America, and maybe the world (if it catches on).

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