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  • R Rob Philpott

    Pub question: If you were the male variety of the Black Widow spider and knew beforehand that getting your leg over would very likely culminate in being digested alive, would you still do it? Most common answer seems to be, yeah, probably.

    Regards, Rob Philpott.

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    RUs123
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    Well if I were to project Black Widows to humans - i.e. add the rational side as opposed to just biological reproduction, I am very sure that you could find people that would say no. I would probably go for no as I don't yet see the need to reproduce other than it being fun and I have other activities to keep me busy. The premise of death would also negate my interest greatly. Because we humans do have fun activities that could result in our death and we don't necessarily do it. But at some point in my life I would want to prolong our species even if that means death as death in itself is inevitable anyway.

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    • L Lost User

      I'd pretend I was in to Bondage and insist on tying them up first. I mean they create webs FFS why hasn't one of them thought of this already?

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      Rob Philpott
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      Spiders are stoopid.

      Regards, Rob Philpott.

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      • L Lost User

        OriginalGriff wrote:

        but I'm waaay to quick for her..

        Yeah no more than 2 minutes so I hear.

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        OriginalGriff
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        You wound me sir! Wound me. :((

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Hah! Herself has never once killed me after mating. She's tried a few times, but I'm waaay to quick for her...

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          den2k88
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          but I'm waaay to quick for her...

          Then we have a motive :laugh:

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          • D den2k88

            Quote:

            but I'm waaay to quick for her...

            Then we have a motive :laugh:

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            Lost User
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            :thumbsup: Same joke as mine, better delivery.

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            • L Lost User

              :thumbsup: Same joke as mine, better delivery.

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              OriginalGriff
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              I thought so...

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • C codejet

                Most of you should know of a species of spider called the black widow because the female kills the male after mating. I'm just wondering what the male is called, it cant be black widow its the the victim. My suggestion would be "black victim".

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Lunch

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                • L Lost User

                  :thumbsup: Same joke as mine, better delivery.

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                  den2k88
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                  Actually you are to be held responsible of my joke :-D :beer:

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    Lunch

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                    codejet
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                    I think "idiot" would be more appropriate/

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                    • R Rob Philpott

                      Pub question: If you were the male variety of the Black Widow spider and knew beforehand that getting your leg over would very likely culminate in being digested alive, would you still do it? Most common answer seems to be, yeah, probably.

                      Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                      Jeremy Falcon
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                      Oh, if spiders only had porn, that would solve all their problems.

                      Jeremy Falcon

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Can't do that, it'll cause riots in the US every time they see a spider on TV...

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        Slacker007
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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        Can't do that, it'll cause riots in the US every time they see a spider on TV...

                        So true. You hurt my feelings. Well, gotta riot now. You looked at me funny. Well, gotta burn your store down now. Rioting and looting is the new social pastime of America, and maybe the world (if it catches on).

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