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    The 5 stages of debugging... Have fun...lol https://devhumor.com/media/the-five-stages-of-debugging[^]

    Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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    PhilLenoir
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    Clearly written by a coder. It misses out my favourite from when I worked in an ISO9000 shop, "I blame the reviewer."

    Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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    • A Asif Sayed

      The 5 stages of debugging... Have fun...lol https://devhumor.com/media/the-five-stages-of-debugging[^]

      Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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      Mike Hankey
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      I'm currently in the Anger phase.

      New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        I'm currently in the Anger phase.

        New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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        Asif Sayed
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        I like the Acceptance phase ;P

        Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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        • A Asif Sayed

          I like the Acceptance phase ;P

          Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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          Mike Hankey
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          I guess I'm just a masochist? :)

          New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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          • A Asif Sayed

            The 5 stages of debugging... Have fun...lol https://devhumor.com/media/the-five-stages-of-debugging[^]

            Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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            Corporal Agarn
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            Is Quake still around?

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              Is Quake still around?

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              that is one game I never did play.

              To err is human to really mess up you need a computer

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              • C Corporal Agarn

                Is Quake still around?

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                Pualee
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                I had to check the date on the cartoon... I thought it was 10 years old (maybe it is plagiarized - like 90% of the coding articles these days).

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                • A Asif Sayed

                  The 5 stages of debugging... Have fun...lol https://devhumor.com/media/the-five-stages-of-debugging[^]

                  Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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                  I'm missing the "Blame your (ex-)coworker(s)" stage :)

                  My blog[^]

                  public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                  {
                  public void DoWork()
                  {
                  throw new NotSupportedException();
                  }
                  }

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                  • A Asif Sayed

                    The 5 stages of debugging... Have fun...lol https://devhumor.com/media/the-five-stages-of-debugging[^]

                    Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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                    Gary R Wheeler
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                    My version: Denial: It can't be doing that; it works at my desk. Bargaining/self-blame: Oh. So that's how you wanted it to work. This is my fault, I guess I should have read between the lines, or worn my telepathic marketing tin-foil hat that day. Anger: Damn it. I have to fix this crap because Frank got himself laid off. Depression: I'm so tired of this sh!t. I wish I was working on (über-sexy new feature #745, part D) rather than Closed-Loop Corrective Action #8475, category major, priority P1 (translates to "FIX IT NOW! FIX IT NOW! HURRY UP OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEE!). Acceptance: <C3P0>This is my lot in life.</C3P0>

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    • P Pualee

                      I had to check the date on the cartoon... I thought it was 10 years old (maybe it is plagiarized - like 90% of the coding articles these days).

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                      Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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                      http://www.rgv-geek.com/2013/12/06/5-stages-of-debugging/[^]

                      Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

                      "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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