Hello World

[Lost User]

Karel Čapek wrote:

time travelling devices that I will invent last week

I bought one of those a couple of days back, now I've tried it a couple of times I don't think I'm going to buy it.

[Jeremy Falcon]

Plain English Programming even has hello world. So no, there are none. Edit: Removed link because the site sucks.

Jeremy Falcon

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

OMG you just killed your own grandfather, oh you didn't, yes you .... I see a problem here what is with time travellers and killing people relatives?

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Simon_Whale]

Heres a non traditional Hello World from BrainF**k[^]

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

I was hoping that some obscure one (say one used for programming NASA spaceships toilets) would be out there

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Mark_Wallace]

I got a copy next Friday, and have already written a Hello World in it.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mike Hankey]

Just heard about it tomorrow!

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

I am waiting for VisualWidget# which is due out last Tuesday

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Mark_Wallace]

I wouldn't bother; it's the shouty-menu version.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[OriginalGriff]

You'd think they could find something better to do with a time machine, wouldn't you?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

NASA spaceships toilets

Those are driven by COBOL...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Kenneth Haugland]

Like put a cat down? :laugh:

[Lost User]

Malbolge[^] didn't have one for a long time (compared to reasonable languages anyway). It does now, but it's so hard to program in that initially no one really knew what to do with it. There doesn't seem to be a Hello World in Jot[^], or perhaps I could not find it. It's not clear when a Jot program would be "a hello world program" anyway because it can't print anything and there are no strings, so the best you could do is evaluate to a value that somehow represents "hello world", but it wouldn't be recognizable. Less interestingly, I have not coded Hello World in most of the proof-of-concept languages that I've written compilers for, and I imagine the same goes for many other people and their creations.

[Kenneth Haugland]

With the simulation done in Kerbal? :-D

[OriginalGriff]

Possibly not: the main systems are written in HAL/S[^] (and no prizes for guessing how that really got it's name) - so there is a good chance the loos are controlled in the same language, given it was designed for machine independance.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Keith Barrow]

This?[^] - could be conisdered a programming language, defined structures, loops etc.

KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

[Rage]

Please remove that link : The examples to download contain trojans.

Do not escape reality : improve reality !

[OriginalGriff]

Been done[^] Several times[^]

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Jeremy Falcon]

Done.

Jeremy Falcon

[Gary Wheeler]

More likely 'C' or FORTRAN.

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