Hello World
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I got a copy next Friday, and have already written a Hello World in it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I am waiting for VisualWidget# which is due out last Tuesday
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Yes, widget#, which is a language used by time travelling devices that I will invent last week after hearing about it next Tuesday.
Just heard about it tomorrow!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I am waiting for VisualWidget# which is due out last Tuesday
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
I wouldn't bother; it's the shouty-menu version.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OMG you just killed your own grandfather, oh you didn't, yes you .... I see a problem here what is with time travellers and killing people relatives?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
You'd think they could find something better to do with a time machine, wouldn't you?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was hoping that some obscure one (say one used for programming NASA spaceships toilets) would be out there
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
NASA spaceships toilets
Those are driven by COBOL...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox
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You'd think they could find something better to do with a time machine, wouldn't you?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Like put a cat down? :laugh:
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Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Malbolge[^] didn't have one for a long time (compared to reasonable languages anyway). It does now, but it's so hard to program in that initially no one really knew what to do with it. There doesn't seem to be a Hello World in Jot[^], or perhaps I could not find it. It's not clear when a Jot program would be "a hello world program" anyway because it can't print anything and there are no strings, so the best you could do is evaluate to a value that somehow represents "hello world", but it wouldn't be recognizable. Less interestingly, I have not coded Hello World in most of the proof-of-concept languages that I've written compilers for, and I imagine the same goes for many other people and their creations.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
NASA spaceships toilets
Those are driven by COBOL...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
With the simulation done in Kerbal? :-D
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
NASA spaceships toilets
Those are driven by COBOL...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Possibly not: the main systems are written in HAL/S[^] (and no prizes for guessing how that really got it's name) - so there is a good chance the loos are controlled in the same language, given it was designed for machine independance.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
This?[^] - could be conisdered a programming language, defined structures, loops etc.
KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!
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Plain English Programming even has hello world. So no, there are none. Edit: Removed link because the site sucks.
Jeremy Falcon
Please remove that link : The examples to download contain trojans.
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This?[^] - could be conisdered a programming language, defined structures, loops etc.
KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Please remove that link : The examples to download contain trojans.
Done.
Jeremy Falcon
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
NASA spaceships toilets
Those are driven by COBOL...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
More likely 'C' or FORTRAN.
Software Zen:
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Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
My first thought was "who'd write a hello world program in Prolog?" A quick web search turned up clickety[^]. Then I thought "surely not Occam?", but that's there also. The link has lots of code for writing "Hello World". It might even make a good permanent link to publish on QA! :-D
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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This?[^] - could be conisdered a programming language, defined structures, loops etc.
KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!
New hobby Keith?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Not counting either - the Hello World is clearly stitched in, not part of the pattern. ;P
KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!
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My first thought was "who'd write a hello world program in Prolog?" A quick web search turned up clickety[^]. Then I thought "surely not Occam?", but that's there also. The link has lots of code for writing "Hello World". It might even make a good permanent link to publish on QA! :-D
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
Have you got a link to programs to do "Goodbye Cruel World"? It might fit QA better... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Have you got a link to programs to do "Goodbye Cruel World"? It might fit QA better... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Something along the lines of a dos command "Format me"? How about "Set me = Nothing" (which, of course, would be useless for this purpose in a VB6 class)? I'm not sure if they'd work, but I'm too scared to try.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Plain English Programming even has hello world. So no, there are none. Edit: Removed link because the site sucks.
Jeremy Falcon
