Hello World

[Mark_Wallace]

I wouldn't bother; it's the shouty-menu version.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[OriginalGriff]

You'd think they could find something better to do with a time machine, wouldn't you?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

NASA spaceships toilets

Those are driven by COBOL...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Kenneth Haugland]

Like put a cat down? :laugh:

[Lost User]

Malbolge[^] didn't have one for a long time (compared to reasonable languages anyway). It does now, but it's so hard to program in that initially no one really knew what to do with it. There doesn't seem to be a Hello World in Jot[^], or perhaps I could not find it. It's not clear when a Jot program would be "a hello world program" anyway because it can't print anything and there are no strings, so the best you could do is evaluate to a value that somehow represents "hello world", but it wouldn't be recognizable. Less interestingly, I have not coded Hello World in most of the proof-of-concept languages that I've written compilers for, and I imagine the same goes for many other people and their creations.

[Kenneth Haugland]

With the simulation done in Kerbal? :-D

[OriginalGriff]

Possibly not: the main systems are written in HAL/S[^] (and no prizes for guessing how that really got it's name) - so there is a good chance the loos are controlled in the same language, given it was designed for machine independance.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Keith Barrow]

This?[^] - could be conisdered a programming language, defined structures, loops etc.

KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

[Rage]

Please remove that link : The examples to download contain trojans.

Do not escape reality : improve reality !

[OriginalGriff]

Been done[^] Several times[^]

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Jeremy Falcon]

Done.

Jeremy Falcon

[Gary Wheeler]

More likely 'C' or FORTRAN.

Software Zen: delete this;

[PhilLenoir]

My first thought was "who'd write a hello world program in Prolog?" A quick web search turned up clickety[^]. Then I thought "surely not Occam?", but that's there also. The link has lots of code for writing "Hello World". It might even make a good permanent link to publish on QA! :-D

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[PhilLenoir]

New hobby Keith?

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[Keith Barrow]

Not counting either - the Hello World is clearly stitched in, not part of the pattern. ;P

KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

[OriginalGriff]

Have you got a link to programs to do "Goodbye Cruel World"? It might fit QA better... :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[PhilLenoir]

Something along the lines of a dos command "Format me"? How about "Set me = Nothing" (which, of course, would be useless for this purpose in a VB6 class)? I'm not sure if they'd work, but I'm too scared to try.

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[CPallini]

The Osmosian thingy! :omg: :omg:

[Jeremy Falcon]

Yeah man, I still get a kick out of it.

Jeremy Falcon

[Sander Rossel]

I actually wrote Hello World in 2020 just now. Thanks for the opportunity by the way :thumbsup:

My blog[^]

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
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