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  • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

    NASA spaceships toilets

    Those are driven by COBOL...

    Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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    OriginalGriff
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    Possibly not: the main systems are written in HAL/S[^] (and no prizes for guessing how that really got it's name) - so there is a good chance the loos are controlled in the same language, given it was designed for machine independance.

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

      Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      Keith Barrow
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      This?[^] - could be conisdered a programming language, defined structures, loops etc.

      KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

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      • J Jeremy Falcon

        Plain English Programming even has hello world. So no, there are none. Edit: Removed link because the site sucks.

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        Rage
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        Please remove that link : The examples to download contain trojans.

        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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        • K Keith Barrow

          This?[^] - could be conisdered a programming language, defined structures, loops etc.

          KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

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          OriginalGriff
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          Been done[^] Several times[^]

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            Please remove that link : The examples to download contain trojans.

            Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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            Jeremy Falcon
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            Done.

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            • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

              NASA spaceships toilets

              Those are driven by COBOL...

              Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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              Gary Wheeler
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              More likely 'C' or FORTRAN.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                PhilLenoir
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                My first thought was "who'd write a hello world program in Prolog?" A quick web search turned up clickety[^]. Then I thought "surely not Occam?", but that's there also. The link has lots of code for writing "Hello World". It might even make a good permanent link to publish on QA! :-D

                Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                • K Keith Barrow

                  This?[^] - could be conisdered a programming language, defined structures, loops etc.

                  KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

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                  PhilLenoir
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                  New hobby Keith?

                  Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Been done[^] Several times[^]

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Keith Barrow
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                    Not counting either - the Hello World is clearly stitched in, not part of the pattern. ;P

                    KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

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                    • P PhilLenoir

                      My first thought was "who'd write a hello world program in Prolog?" A quick web search turned up clickety[^]. Then I thought "surely not Occam?", but that's there also. The link has lots of code for writing "Hello World". It might even make a good permanent link to publish on QA! :-D

                      Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      Have you got a link to programs to do "Goodbye Cruel World"? It might fit QA better... :laugh:

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Have you got a link to programs to do "Goodbye Cruel World"? It might fit QA better... :laugh:

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        PhilLenoir
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                        Something along the lines of a dos command "Format me"? How about "Set me = Nothing" (which, of course, would be useless for this purpose in a VB6 class)? I'm not sure if they'd work, but I'm too scared to try.

                        Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                        • J Jeremy Falcon

                          Plain English Programming even has hello world. So no, there are none. Edit: Removed link because the site sucks.

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                          CPallini
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                          The Osmosian thingy! :omg: :omg:

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                          • C CPallini

                            The Osmosian thingy! :omg: :omg:

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                            Jeremy Falcon
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                            Yeah man, I still get a kick out of it.

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                            • R R Giskard Reventlov

                              Yes, widget#, which is a language used by time travelling devices that I will invent last week after hearing about it next Tuesday.

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                              Sander Rossel
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                              I actually wrote Hello World in 2020 just now. Thanks for the opportunity by the way :thumbsup:

                              My blog[^]

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                              {
                              public void DoWork()
                              {
                              throw new NotSupportedException();
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                              • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?

                                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                C-3PO says he was never greeted by a binary vaporator.

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                                • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                  I was hoping that some obscure one (say one used for programming NASA spaceships toilets) would be out there

                                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                  Stefan_Lang
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                                  Nah, you wouldn't program "Hello World" for those - more like "Hello Sh*tty" :~

                                  GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)

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                                  • K Kenneth Haugland

                                    Like put a cat down? :laugh:

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                                    Simon ORiordan from UK
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                                    No. Like find out the £100 million numbers for Euromillions and use them to 'fund life-changing projects'.

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                                    • S Simon ORiordan from UK

                                      No. Like find out the £100 million numbers for Euromillions and use them to 'fund life-changing projects'.

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                                      Kenneth Haugland
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                                      Then you can actually build the time machine :laugh:

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                                      • K Kenneth Haugland

                                        Then you can actually build the time machine :laugh:

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                                        Simon ORiordan from UK
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                                        Hasn't happened yet then. Hang on... 30 second wait for my wallet to explode......nope. Ah well. :doh:

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                                        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                          Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?

                                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                          xperroni
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                                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                                          Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?

                                          So many programming languages have been created over the years, it's difficult to say for sure. It's possible of course, but it does look unlikely. We might as well ask, what kind of language couldn't have a "Hello World" program written for it? Given that the purpose of the program is to display the words "Hello World" on the screen, the only possibility I can think of is a language that worked exclusively on devices that didn't have a screen or other text-capable output device – some sort of programming language for industrial robots, perhaps? Though even the Processing language used in the Arduino platform has one.

                                          "Whereas smaller computer languages have features designed into them, C++ is unusual in having a whole swathe of functionality discovered, like a tract of 19th century Africa." -- Verity Stob http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/05/cplusplus\_cli/

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