Hello World
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Not counting either - the Hello World is clearly stitched in, not part of the pattern. ;P
KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!
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My first thought was "who'd write a hello world program in Prolog?" A quick web search turned up clickety[^]. Then I thought "surely not Occam?", but that's there also. The link has lots of code for writing "Hello World". It might even make a good permanent link to publish on QA! :-D
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
Have you got a link to programs to do "Goodbye Cruel World"? It might fit QA better... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Have you got a link to programs to do "Goodbye Cruel World"? It might fit QA better... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Something along the lines of a dos command "Format me"? How about "Set me = Nothing" (which, of course, would be useless for this purpose in a VB6 class)? I'm not sure if they'd work, but I'm too scared to try.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Plain English Programming even has hello world. So no, there are none. Edit: Removed link because the site sucks.
Jeremy Falcon
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Yeah man, I still get a kick out of it.
Jeremy Falcon
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Yes, widget#, which is a language used by time travelling devices that I will invent last week after hearing about it next Tuesday.
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Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
C-3PO says he was never greeted by a binary vaporator.
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I was hoping that some obscure one (say one used for programming NASA spaceships toilets) would be out there
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Nah, you wouldn't program "Hello World" for those - more like "Hello Sh*tty" :~
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Like put a cat down? :laugh:
No. Like find out the £100 million numbers for Euromillions and use them to 'fund life-changing projects'.
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No. Like find out the £100 million numbers for Euromillions and use them to 'fund life-changing projects'.
Then you can actually build the time machine :laugh:
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Then you can actually build the time machine :laugh:
Hasn't happened yet then. Hang on... 30 second wait for my wallet to explode......nope. Ah well. :doh:
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Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?
So many programming languages have been created over the years, it's difficult to say for sure. It's possible of course, but it does look unlikely. We might as well ask, what kind of language couldn't have a "Hello World" program written for it? Given that the purpose of the program is to display the words "Hello World" on the screen, the only possibility I can think of is a language that worked exclusively on devices that didn't have a screen or other text-capable output device – some sort of programming language for industrial robots, perhaps? Though even the Processing language used in the Arduino platform has one.
"Whereas smaller computer languages have features designed into them, C++ is unusual in having a whole swathe of functionality discovered, like a tract of 19th century Africa." -- Verity Stob http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/05/cplusplus\_cli/
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Please remove that link : The examples to download contain trojans.
If that's not hyperbole, Osmo's gone even more insane than I thought possible. :wtf:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
