Hello World

[PhilLenoir]

Something along the lines of a dos command "Format me"? How about "Set me = Nothing" (which, of course, would be useless for this purpose in a VB6 class)? I'm not sure if they'd work, but I'm too scared to try.

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[CPallini]

The Osmosian thingy! :omg: :omg:

[Jeremy Falcon]

Yeah man, I still get a kick out of it.

Jeremy Falcon

[Sander Rossel]

I actually wrote Hello World in 2020 just now. Thanks for the opportunity by the way :thumbsup:

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public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}

[PIEBALDconsult]

C-3PO says he was never greeted by a binary vaporator.

[Stefan_Lang]

Nah, you wouldn't program "Hello World" for those - more like "Hello Sh*tty" :~

GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)

[Simon ORiordan from UK]

No. Like find out the £100 million numbers for Euromillions and use them to 'fund life-changing projects'.

[Kenneth Haugland]

Then you can actually build the time machine :laugh:

[Simon ORiordan from UK]

Hasn't happened yet then. Hang on... 30 second wait for my wallet to explode......nope. Ah well. :doh:

[xperroni]

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?

So many programming languages have been created over the years, it's difficult to say for sure. It's possible of course, but it does look unlikely. We might as well ask, what kind of language couldn't have a "Hello World" program written for it? Given that the purpose of the program is to display the words "Hello World" on the screen, the only possibility I can think of is a language that worked exclusively on devices that didn't have a screen or other text-capable output device – some sort of programming language for industrial robots, perhaps? Though even the Processing language used in the Arduino platform has one.

"Whereas smaller computer languages have features designed into them, C++ is unusual in having a whole swathe of functionality discovered, like a tract of 19th century Africa." -- Verity Stob http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/05/cplusplus\_cli/

[Dan Neely]

If that's not hyperbole, Osmo's gone even more insane than I thought possible. :wtf:

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

[BiggerDon]

String Theorists write "Hello, Alternately Dimensioned Universe" in ADU#*!. The string "World" results in an Ambiguous Reference error.

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