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What job would you create for yourself?

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  • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

    http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-02-08[^]

    Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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    Condom tester

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      Condom tester

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      :laugh: I strongly assume that is an abbreviation for Console Domain Tester.

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        Condom tester

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        Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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        That's a job where only a small part of the tools are provided by the employer - to major part is up to you... :-D

        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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        • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

          That's a job where only a small part of the tools are provided by the employer - to major part is up to you... :-D

          Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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          Kenneth Haugland
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          I thought he was self employed, as an entrepreneur?

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            I thought he was self employed, as an entrepreneur?

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            Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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            It's not clear from his profile, but that's clear that his day and night are occupied too :-D

            Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

            "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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            • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

              It's not clear from his profile, but that's clear that his day and night are occupied too :-D

              Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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              Kenneth Haugland
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              From his profile picture I'd say he's horsing around a lot.

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                From his profile picture I'd say he's horsing around a lot.

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                Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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                Are you calling him a horse?! That's his picture from the wedding night (after the 25th tequila)... :laugh:

                Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

                "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                  Condom tester

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                  DaveAuld
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                  I take it you meant this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-xD2wrDu8[^] rather than this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aROaDQLP-Hk[^] I think the second one would be pretty boring after about the 1st test.

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                    I take it you meant this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-xD2wrDu8[^] rather than this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aROaDQLP-Hk[^] I think the second one would be pretty boring after about the 1st test.

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                    Please mark next time your first link as "NSFW". My wife was very surprised what Video I'm watching :laugh:

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                      Please mark next time your first link as "NSFW". My wife was very surprised what Video I'm watching :laugh:

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                      It is safe for work, it is all about how they created the job adverts and the marketing behind the campaign.........there is nothing contentious in it at all. :)

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                        I take it you meant this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-xD2wrDu8[^] rather than this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aROaDQLP-Hk[^] I think the second one would be pretty boring after about the 1st test.

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                        Sander Rossel
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                        "Young people love sex" I guess I'll never grow up! :D

                        My blog[^]

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                          Condom tester

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                          You'd soon run out of puff. What? I meant blowing them up to find leaks, you dirty-minded pervert!

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            Condom tester

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                            PIEBALDconsult
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                            I'd prefer to be in the control group.

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                            • K Kenneth Haugland

                              From his profile picture I'd say he's horsing around a lot.

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                              That's aLlama-ing

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                                You'd soon run out of puff. What? I meant blowing them up to find leaks, you dirty-minded pervert!

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                Mark_Wallace wrote:

                                blowing them up

                                Comme ca?[^]

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                                  Condom tester

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                                  Vivi Chellappa
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                                  Do you know what that job involves? Not what you think it does. There is a bunch of metal tubes and you slip condoms on them and look for obvious tears, etc. PS. I know this because I have seen a photo of a facility manufacturing condoms.

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                                    Do you know what that job involves? Not what you think it does. There is a bunch of metal tubes and you slip condoms on them and look for obvious tears, etc. PS. I know this because I have seen a photo of a facility manufacturing condoms.

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                                    Comedian: "This horse walks into a bar..." Vivic: "How'd it get in through door? Horses aren't allowed in pubs!" Comedian: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Vivic: "Chicken's brains are too small for us to assign meaning to their actions; the only reason a chicken would cross a road is if there were food or a cockerel on the other side."

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                                      I'd prefer to be in the control group.

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                                      Jorgen Andersson
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                                      Testing the broken ones?

                                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                      • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                                        http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-02-08[^]

                                        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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                                        "My job could be to attend meetings and say strategic things".. Every company has got these people :laugh:

                                        How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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                                          Condom tester

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                                          If there are holes or flaws in this statement, there could be long term consequences..

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