What job would you create for yourself?

[Kenneth Haugland]

From his profile picture I'd say he's horsing around a lot.

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

Are you calling him a horse?! That's his picture from the wedding night (after the 25th tequila)... :laugh:

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[DaveAuld]

I take it you meant this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-xD2wrDu8[^] rather than this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aROaDQLP-Hk[^] I think the second one would be pretty boring after about the 1st test.

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[Lost User]

Please mark next time your first link as "NSFW". My wife was very surprised what Video I'm watching :laugh:

[DaveAuld]

It is safe for work, it is all about how they created the job adverts and the marketing behind the campaign.........there is nothing contentious in it at all. :)

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[Sander Rossel]

"Young people love sex" I guess I'll never grow up! :D

My blog[^]

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}

[Mark_Wallace]

You'd soon run out of puff. What? I meant blowing them up to find leaks, you dirty-minded pervert!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[PIEBALDconsult]

I'd prefer to be in the control group.

[Lost User]

That's aLlama-ing

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[Lost User]

Mark_Wallace wrote:

blowing them up

Comme ca?[^]

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[Vivi Chellappa]

Do you know what that job involves? Not what you think it does. There is a bunch of metal tubes and you slip condoms on them and look for obvious tears, etc. PS. I know this because I have seen a photo of a facility manufacturing condoms.

[Lost User]

Comedian: "This horse walks into a bar..." Vivic: "How'd it get in through door? Horses aren't allowed in pubs!" Comedian: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Vivic: "Chicken's brains are too small for us to assign meaning to their actions; the only reason a chicken would cross a road is if there were food or a cockerel on the other side."

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[Jorgen Andersson]

Testing the broken ones?

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

[Lost User]

"My job could be to attend meetings and say strategic things".. Every company has got these people :laugh:

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[VE2]

If there are holes or flaws in this statement, there could be long term consequences..

73

[PIEBALDconsult]

No. Not using them.

[Austin Mullins]

Yes, and there value is determined by precisely how strategic their words are. Isn't a programmer just someone who refuses to attend these meetings with the excuse that they're too busy typing strategic things?

[Octanic]

well, that was what he was saying, but he forgot to add an "A" to NSFW. It should be NSFWA: Not Safe For Wife Around