What job would you create for yourself?

[PIEBALDconsult]

I'd prefer to be in the control group.

[Lost User]

That's aLlama-ing

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[Lost User]

Mark_Wallace wrote:

blowing them up

Comme ca?[^]

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[Vivi Chellappa]

Do you know what that job involves? Not what you think it does. There is a bunch of metal tubes and you slip condoms on them and look for obvious tears, etc. PS. I know this because I have seen a photo of a facility manufacturing condoms.

[Lost User]

Comedian: "This horse walks into a bar..." Vivic: "How'd it get in through door? Horses aren't allowed in pubs!" Comedian: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Vivic: "Chicken's brains are too small for us to assign meaning to their actions; the only reason a chicken would cross a road is if there were food or a cockerel on the other side."

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[Jorgen Andersson]

Testing the broken ones?

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

[Lost User]

"My job could be to attend meetings and say strategic things".. Every company has got these people :laugh:

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[VE2]

If there are holes or flaws in this statement, there could be long term consequences..

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[PIEBALDconsult]

No. Not using them.

[Austin Mullins]

Yes, and there value is determined by precisely how strategic their words are. Isn't a programmer just someone who refuses to attend these meetings with the excuse that they're too busy typing strategic things?

[Octanic]

well, that was what he was saying, but he forgot to add an "A" to NSFW. It should be NSFWA: Not Safe For Wife Around